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Top 65 wise famous quotes and sayings by Will Advise

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Will Advise quotes: The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway. The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway.
Will Advise quotes: A heart is all that didn't get removed. A heart is all that didn't get removed.
Will Advise quotes: I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
Will Advise quotes: Life is always just to learn. Life is always just to learn.
Will Advise quotes: To feel is to go to the places you were. To feel is to go to the places you were.
Will Advise quotes: Love can be simply the absence of tension. Love can be simply the absence of tension.
Will Advise quotes: I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything. I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.
Will Advise quotes: A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered. A kid is what you feed it,
plus from that what can be gathered.
Will Advise quotes: To love one must focus one's heart on another. To love one must focus one's heart on another.
Will Advise quotes: The fastest way to go home is to be home... The fastest way to go home is to be home...
Will Advise quotes: Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading. Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading.
Will Advise quotes: Love can be found mainly amongst stars Love can be found mainly amongst stars
Will Advise quotes: Home means always here... Home means always here...
Will Advise quotes: To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it. To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.
Will Advise quotes: To fix hearts one must know one's own. To fix hearts one must know one's own.
Will Advise quotes: To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge. To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.
Will Advise quotes: To adore one has to yearn. To adore one has to yearn.
Will Advise quotes: Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can... Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...
Will Advise quotes: Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end. Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.
Will Advise quotes: To share is just to align with a person. To share is just to align with a person.
Will Advise quotes: IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.
Will Advise quotes: Nothing brings home closer than going home... Nothing brings home closer than going home...
Will Advise quotes: The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself. The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.
Will Advise quotes: When one is in love one thinks only of one. When one is in love one thinks only of one.
Will Advise quotes: To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night... To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...
Will Advise quotes: Starlight is best felt at noon... Starlight is best felt at noon...
Will Advise quotes: What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home. What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home.
Will Advise quotes: Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit? Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?
Will Advise quotes: The meaning of life is to make life be more. The meaning of life is to make life be more.
Will Advise quotes: As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.
Will Advise quotes: I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think. I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.
Will Advise quotes: When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.
Will Advise quotes: If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole. If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.
Will Advise quotes: If it's public, it's not bonding. If it's public, it's not bonding.
Will Advise quotes: Love is always more than friendship. Love is always more than friendship.
Will Advise quotes: Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.
Will Advise quotes: Rain is the purest of natural happenings. Rain is the purest of natural happenings.
Will Advise quotes: I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet. I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.
Will Advise quotes: When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.
Will Advise quotes: To find true love simply one must just adore. To find true love simply one must just adore.
Will Advise quotes: Always carry what is beautiful in your heart. Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
Will Advise quotes: When one is just sad one should just be alone. When one is just sad one should just be alone.
Will Advise quotes: To find doesn't always require to search. To find doesn't always require to search.
Will Advise quotes: Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.
Will Advise quotes: Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Will Advise quotes: I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.