The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway. 
A heart is all that didn't get removed. 
I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? 
Life is always just to learn. 
To feel is to go to the places you were. 
Love can be simply the absence of tension. 
I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything. 
A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered.
To love one must focus one's heart on another. 
The fastest way to go home is to be home... 
Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading. 
Love can be found mainly amongst stars 
Home means always here... 
To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it. 
To fix hearts one must know one's own. 
To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge. 
To adore one has to yearn. 
Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can... 
Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end. 
To share is just to align with a person. 
IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. 
Nothing brings home closer than going home... 
The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself. 
When one is in love one thinks only of one. 
To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night... 
Starlight is best felt at noon... 
What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home. 
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit? 
The meaning of life is to make life be more. 
As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. 
I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think. 
When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. 
If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole. 
If it's public, it's not bonding. 
Love is always more than friendship. 
Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. 
Rain is the purest of natural happenings. 
I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet. 
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any. 
To find true love simply one must just adore. 
Always carry what is beautiful in your heart. 
When one is just sad one should just be alone. 
To find doesn't always require to search. 
Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. 
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. 
I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off. 