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Top 65 wise famous quotes and sayings by Will Advise
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All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...
I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.
Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am.
The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.
A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.
Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life.
I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.
If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.
When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.
I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.
As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.
Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.
I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.
When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.
The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.
Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.
I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.
Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading.
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?
Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...
IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.
The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway.