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I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.

A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.

Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.