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Whitney Cummings quotes: I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.

I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.

Whitney Cummings quotes: A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.

A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.

Whitney Cummings quotes: Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.

Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.

Whitney Cummings quotes: My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.

Whitney Cummings quotes: Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?

Whitney Cummings quotes: Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.

Whitney Cummings quotes: When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.