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Victoria Dahl quotes: Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja.

Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja.

Victoria Dahl quotes: She was a goddamn unicorn of selfishness.

She was a goddamn unicorn of selfishness.

Victoria Dahl quotes: This is so weird. I feel like bambi just morphed into a raging nymphomaniac.

This is so weird. I feel like bambi just morphed into a raging nymphomaniac.

Victoria Dahl quotes: He was crushing. Hard. Veronica was cute and sweet and smart. And the sex was fucking fantastic.

He was crushing. Hard. Veronica was cute and sweet and smart. And the sex was fucking fantastic.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.

Buddies didn't have touchable breasts or intriguing vaginas. Buddies were people you burped around and bragged to about other women.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Despite the man's intimidating mountain-man looks, Wallace dated men, women and some people who seemed to skate between genders.

Despite the man's intimidating mountain-man looks, Wallace dated men, women and some people who seemed to skate between genders.

Victoria Dahl quotes: I like you, Miss York, because you are wicked, and there can be no finer blessing for a man than a good and wicked wife. Wouldn't you agree?

I like you, Miss York, because you are wicked, and there can be no finer blessing for a man than a good and wicked wife. Wouldn't you agree?

Victoria Dahl quotes: Don't be maudlin. You're a librarian, for God's sake. Toughen up.

Don't be maudlin. You're a librarian, for God's sake. Toughen up.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Pictures of the corners of life that no one else saw.

Pictures of the corners of life that no one else saw.

Victoria Dahl quotes: He smelled the way a man should smell when he was in your bed and working hard for it.

He smelled the way a man should smell when he was in your bed and working hard for it.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Apparently falling slowly is a scientific impossibility. Falling means that you're not in control, doesn't it? I should've considered that.

Apparently falling slowly is a scientific impossibility. Falling means that you're not in control, doesn't it? I should've considered that.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Really, Your Grace. Crooking your little finger again? At least buy me a bauble before you try to tup me in the carriage.

Really, Your Grace. Crooking your little finger again? At least buy me a bauble before you try to tup me in the carriage.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Jane Morgan had ruined him. Ridden him hard and put him up wet. He might never recover.Mentally he was even worse off. Who was this girl?

Jane Morgan had ruined him. Ridden him hard and put him up wet. He might never recover.
Mentally he was even worse off. Who was this girl?

Victoria Dahl quotes: Yes, she was imperfect. But that didn't mean she wasn't also spectacular.

Yes, she was imperfect. But that didn't mean she wasn't also spectacular.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Aw, hell, Tessa. I was in ninth grade. By the time I got to the part where I imagined a girl without panties on, it was all over.

Aw, hell, Tessa. I was in ninth grade. By the time I got to the part where I imagined a girl without panties on, it was all over.

Victoria Dahl quotes: You're walking around here with a smile on your face, Asher. It's freaking everybody out.

You're walking around here with a smile on your face, Asher. It's freaking everybody out.

Victoria Dahl quotes: We just went out for dinner. We didn't participate in a Roman orgy, I swear.

We just went out for dinner. We didn't participate in a Roman orgy, I swear.

Victoria Dahl quotes: I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

Victoria Dahl quotes: I'm a man of strong physical needs, but I'm clearly a romantic at heart.

I'm a man of strong physical needs, but I'm clearly a romantic at heart.

Victoria Dahl quotes: But she beat that voice down and stomped on it with imaginary work boots. Those steel-toed monsters were good for something.

But she beat that voice down and stomped on it with imaginary work boots. Those steel-toed monsters were good for something.

Victoria Dahl quotes: Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?""I assume 'lemonade' is code for wine?

Of course not," she snapped. "I'm only thirsty. Would you play the gallant and find me a glass of lemonade?"
"I assume 'lemonade' is code for wine?

Victoria Dahl quotes: I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames.

I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames.