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Victor Gischler quotes: This is how Mortimer Tate ended up killing the first three human beings he'd laid eyes on in nearly a decade.

This is how Mortimer Tate ended up killing the first three human beings he'd laid eyes on in nearly a decade.

Victor Gischler quotes: She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine ... She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her.

She was like some kind of Energizer Bunny nonstop bitch machine ... She needed three more husbands, so we could all take shifts listening to her.

Victor Gischler quotes: Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the Middle Ages.

Big Stupid leapt up. Little Duane had a gun. Big Stupid punched Little Duane so hard his whole family tree died back to the Middle Ages.

Victor Gischler quotes: You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly.

You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly.

Victor Gischler quotes: Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history.

Fifty-one hybrids and ten MINI coopers. We're the most eco-friendly assault force in history.

Victor Gischler quotes: The house looked like some gay architect had gotten drunk and watched Gone with the Wind.

The house looked like some gay architect had gotten drunk and watched Gone with the Wind.

Victor Gischler quotes: You've come to the wrong shop for mercy.

You've come to the wrong shop for mercy.

Victor Gischler quotes: Plans are what people make when Fate is sneaking up behind them,

Plans are what people make when Fate is sneaking up behind them,