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you can't fight against the universal balance. Without the despair of today we can't experience the joy of tomorrow.

Damn, I really want to kiss you.

Too bad he was officially the enemy.

Love is a grave mental disease." "Shakespeare?" Kyle shook his head. "Plato.

Vodka tonic with lemon.

But I promise, if you start looking for the best in people, you'll be very surprised at what you find.

And in this case, the devil didn't wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered to the name Gigi.

Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.

It's hard raising parents.

Little Junior Hampton was called Little Junior Hampton because his father was Big Junior Hampton, and his grandfather was Old Junior Hampton.

Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life ... well, life.

A disaster wrapped in a catastrophe sitting on a pile of misfortune.

Oh, fine then. Let the Patron Saint of Desperate Housewives bestow upon us the blessings of his company.

Scolding had made an impact. She seemed resigned

He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.

Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.

and wonder if you were speeding. "I don't

That place is turning into the Hotel California.
You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.

No charge for my expert services," he said. "Strictly pro boner.

that could (poof!)

it's not the obstacles in our life that define us. It's the grace we display when overcoming them.

You're so worried about what everybody else thinks you can't decide what you want for yourself.

Turns out you can't outswim a shark so your best bet is just to punch it right in the nose." The

that the yoga guy? Yoga Matt?

Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.

the news had spread like Nutella over a warm

She felt his glances, like butterfly wings, resting and then fluttering away.

We don't have to tell secrets. We don't have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.