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Tracy Brogan quotes: you can't fight against the universal balance. Without the despair of today we can't experience the joy of tomorrow.

you can't fight against the universal balance. Without the despair of today we can't experience the joy of tomorrow.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Damn, I really want to kiss you.

Damn, I really want to kiss you.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Too bad he was officially the enemy.

Too bad he was officially the enemy.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Love is a grave mental disease." "Shakespeare?" Kyle shook his head. "Plato.

Love is a grave mental disease." "Shakespeare?" Kyle shook his head. "Plato.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Vodka tonic with lemon.

Vodka tonic with lemon.

Tracy Brogan quotes: But I promise, if you start looking for the best in people, you'll be very surprised at what you find.

But I promise, if you start looking for the best in people, you'll be very surprised at what you find.

Tracy Brogan quotes: And in this case, the devil didn't wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered to the name Gigi.

And in this case, the devil didn't wear Prada so much as she wore a pink nylon tracksuit, polka-dotted bifocals, and answered to the name Gigi.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.

Calamity-ville horror plagued by mold and termites and a faulty foundation.

Tracy Brogan quotes: It's hard raising parents.

It's hard raising parents.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Little Junior Hampton was called Little Junior Hampton because his father was Big Junior Hampton, and his grandfather was Old Junior Hampton.

Little Junior Hampton was called Little Junior Hampton because his father was Big Junior Hampton, and his grandfather was Old Junior Hampton.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life ... well, life.

Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life ... well, life.

Tracy Brogan quotes: A disaster wrapped in a catastrophe sitting on a pile of misfortune.

A disaster wrapped in a catastrophe sitting on a pile of misfortune.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Oh, fine then. Let the Patron Saint of Desperate Housewives bestow upon us the blessings of his company.

Oh, fine then. Let the Patron Saint of Desperate Housewives bestow upon us the blessings of his company.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Scolding had made an impact. She seemed resigned

Scolding had made an impact. She seemed resigned

Tracy Brogan quotes: He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.

He winked at me over her head, causing my bra to try and unclasp itself in sweet surrender.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.

Private fireworks are far superior to public fireworks.

Tracy Brogan quotes: and wonder if you were speeding. "I don't

and wonder if you were speeding. "I don't

Tracy Brogan quotes: That place is turning into the Hotel California.You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.

That place is turning into the Hotel California.
You know, you can check in, but you can never leave.

Tracy Brogan quotes: No charge for my expert services," he said. "Strictly pro boner.

No charge for my expert services," he said. "Strictly pro boner.

Tracy Brogan quotes: that could (poof!)

that could (poof!)

Tracy Brogan quotes: it's not the obstacles in our life that define us. It's the grace we display when overcoming them.

it's not the obstacles in our life that define us. It's the grace we display when overcoming them.

Tracy Brogan quotes: You're so worried about what everybody else thinks you can't decide what you want for yourself.

You're so worried about what everybody else thinks you can't decide what you want for yourself.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Turns out you can't outswim a shark so your best bet is just to punch it right in the nose." The

Turns out you can't outswim a shark so your best bet is just to punch it right in the nose." The

Tracy Brogan quotes: that the yoga guy? Yoga Matt?

that the yoga guy? Yoga Matt?

Tracy Brogan quotes: Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.

Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.

Tracy Brogan quotes: the news had spread like Nutella over a warm

the news had spread like Nutella over a warm

Tracy Brogan quotes: She felt his glances, like butterfly wings, resting and then fluttering away.

She felt his glances, like butterfly wings, resting and then fluttering away.

Tracy Brogan quotes: We don't have to tell secrets. We don't have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff.

We don't have to tell secrets. We don't have to talk at all. We could just, you know, kiss . . . and stuff.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Tracy Brogan quotes: Apparently while I was readingThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.

Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.