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if you don't add to my life, you're out of my life.

Another girl? That's awesome Shea. What are you guys going to name her, Sheanana?

You do. Jordie Thomas is not a take-home-to-Momma kind of man." "No, he isn't," she agreed. "But he is a fuck-you-stupid kind of man.

So you two are together?"
"Nope, just friends...with incredible benefits. Supergreat ones. Mind-blowing ones.

Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right.

You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.

I haven't even seen the girl dance yet, except when I catch her dancing in her room, but then she screams at me and I run and hide.

I know I still affect you, and damn baby girl, you just don't understand what you still do to me.

Fallon rolled her eyes. "How am I going to deal with the rest of my life? I'm pretty damn sure if I don't get laid soon, I'm gonna hump his face!

Why can't you just knock a girl up? I need a grandbaby.

they would love to learn from him. I have to do what's best for my dancers, and if having tat twat bag at my studio is twat is best, then I'll do it.

You, Baylor Irene Moore, are the most gorgeous and driven and smartest woman I've ever set eyes on. You're not even gone yet, and I miss you.

I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting?

No wine here, baby girl.

He loved her giggle, her smile, shit, her everything.

Sex means nothing to me anymore if it can't be with the person I want it to be with,

I don't think I can give up on Reese. I 'or something' her.

Stupid thumb! Stupid boy! Step away Fallon, step away!

What doesn't kill you, makes you wish you were dead

Say it again."
She giggled before she said, "I love you."
"Oh, baby, I love you. More than you'll ever know.

Oh, someone has a fake ID huh?

Whoever coined the phrase 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder,' was an idiot.

Absence makes a bitch go crazy.

Hope your vagina and uterus get better. I miss them

Are you nervous about meeting them?"
"No, not at all."
"Have you ever met parents?"
"No."
"Oh. Well, good luck with that.

You can't say something like that and then expect me to be okay. I want to climb up your body and hump your face, not go to some party. Sheesh.

Okay. For one, that damn thing is ugly as all get out, and for two, I just sat there.

a risk. Do something drastic. Fall in love.

Hello, sex on legs

trusting someone and the doubt that they'll be true is what kills marriages. 'Give in to love, or live in fear.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you Fallon, and I haven't stopped.

Aristotle said 'we are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.'" He

This is real, man, and it's scary as fuck, but I can't see myself without her.

She wanted to be mad tat e saw through her, but his mouth could honestly turn a nun into a sinner.

My girl looks at me like I'm a big piece of cake and she is the fattest kid in America craving me.

Read once that being someone's first love is great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

I don't like her. At all. So she gets a zero.

You run?"
"Yup. I have a love affair going on with food

Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!

That's not what drew me to you, it was your eyes ... and your ass.

I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner.

Did something drastic, I took a risk, I fell in love ... but the only problem is that I might die for the man I love.

That's right boys, I made twins. Two babies, one shot, he said with his chest puffed out.

He told me all the time as a child that it's okay to think of myself as a glow stick because you have to break them to make them shine.

I feel like a piece of me dies every day I go without you, Fallon.

I've never had this problem, but that damn Russian brought his big ole penis into bed with me and now no other man even measures up!

Okay, but I swear if you make me watch Frozen more than once, I will never watch with you again. Me: You don't want to build a snowman?

When they pulled into the spot beside her car, Victoria got out as Shea hid the ring under his seat, before locking the doors.

But don't forget, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and most of them are just full of shit. - Lacey

the sun is shining and so shall you.

Shea is a beast, Lucas, you know that. He is the Chuck Norris of baby-making and life; you don't mess with Shea,

just saw an angel I am going to make mine.

Auntie Elli, why are you open-mouth kissing Big Daddy Adler?
*Well, shit*

You didn't know? I'm a fuckup,

I knew you were a game changer, Claire Anderson.

Didn't she understand? He didn't want that starfish freak! He wanted her!

She should have never agreed to this friendship. Because friendship wasn't the only thing she wanted.
She wanted to get naked with him.

I have a lifetime of love, just for you, baby.

Oh my God, you are making my girlie parts happy

Oh, Aiden James Brooks, do you know how much I love you?" she asked. "A lot probably. I'm pretty awesome, and everybody loves me,