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Tom Green quotes: It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

Tom Green quotes: Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

Whenever I do something I tend to focus on it and spend all of my time and energy on it.

Tom Green quotes: I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

I'm no more a lawbreaker than they are , and if they were lawbreakers for keeping God's commandments, they're my example.

Tom Green quotes: I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

Tom Green quotes: I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

Tom Green quotes: We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

Tom Green quotes: Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

Everyone knows that senior citizens are stupid

Tom Green quotes: I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of

I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.