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Tom Arnold quotes: Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Tom Arnold quotes: Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

Tom Arnold quotes: Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Tom Arnold quotes: The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

Tom Arnold quotes: Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Tom Arnold quotes: I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Tom Arnold quotes: The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

Tom Arnold quotes: Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

Tom Arnold quotes: My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.