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One must undertake everything with utter, fanatical determination. Or one will get nowhere.

What kinds of truths were being hidden? Were there lying turnips? Were there lying leeks?

In the ideal state a leader ensures that each man is effective in just the right capacity.

But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!

He looked confused. "With your girlfriend, I mean. Who was to blame?"
"I don't know," I said. "Ultimately Churchill, I expect.

As always when people are overtaxed creatively, they come up with the most dubious suggestions.

Great art must not be sullied by politics. One would never, after all, seek to embellish the Mona Lisa, not even with a swastika.

choose to watch trash like this? Untermenschen,

Had I known back then just how cheap it was to employ Poles, I might as well have leapfrogged their country.

And oh, how a warrior drunk on victory can enchant a young woman.

In your heart of hearts, I believe all of you around this table know what this country needs.

You can forget Stalin," he said, pledging his allegiance. "We're not the History Channel.

Hitler Youth Ronaldo! Which way to the street?

The telephone, it struck me at that moment, is the wrong means of communication for people without ears.

And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham!

Germans today keep their waste more thoroughly separated than their races.

To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.

Silence is often underestimated

One must choose the apposite moment to crush one's political opponent. Not when he has nothing to say. But when he is attempting to say something.