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I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

I worked at restaurants and coffee shops and babysitting and just whatever I could do to make money.

My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.

I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).

I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it's intense. But I think it's good for me - and therapeutic.

When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.

When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment.

I am just at tragedy right now.

As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.

Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check.

I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

One of my favorite songs is 'Ghost' by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented songwriters ever.

I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took.

Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.

I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously.

I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.