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One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.

An iron? Was he kidding? God

Junk food nurtures the spirit. I think there's scientific research to prove it.

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a plant.

We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.

Keeping up with him would require running, and there is no dignity in running after any man for any reason, injured or not.

She shook her head. "I can't believe you got bit and you didn't even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn't true after all.

I didn't dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole.

I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?

I hate it when life forces me to be mature.

I took a deep breath. The alligators were halfway up to my ass. Might as well let 'em keep climbing.

Anytime my magic involved fire and didn't destroy something of cause an explosion, I considered it a victory.
My victories have been rare.