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Suzanne Johnson quotes: One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.

One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: An iron? Was he kidding? God

An iron? Was he kidding? God

Suzanne Johnson quotes: Junk food nurtures the spirit. I think there's scientific research to prove it.

Junk food nurtures the spirit. I think there's scientific research to prove it.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a plant.

I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a plant.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.

We'd all mourn for a while, but at the end of the day we were a tough lot, and we'd survive.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: Keeping up with him would require running, and there is no dignity in running after any man for any reason, injured or not.

Keeping up with him would require running, and there is no dignity in running after any man for any reason, injured or not.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: She shook her head. "I can't believe you got bit and you didn't even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn't true after all.

She shook her head. "I can't believe you got bit and you didn't even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn't true after all.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I didn't dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole.

I didn't dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?

I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I hate it when life forces me to be mature.

I hate it when life forces me to be mature.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: I took a deep breath. The alligators were halfway up to my ass. Might as well let 'em keep climbing.

I took a deep breath. The alligators were halfway up to my ass. Might as well let 'em keep climbing.

Suzanne Johnson quotes: Anytime my magic involved fire and didn't destroy something of cause an explosion, I considered it a victory.My victories have been rare.

Anytime my magic involved fire and didn't destroy something of cause an explosion, I considered it a victory.
My victories have been rare.