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Sterling Archer quotes: They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet.

They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet.

Sterling Archer quotes: No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.

No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.

Sterling Archer quotes: And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight thirty-two-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon.

And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight thirty-two-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon.

Sterling Archer quotes: If I wanted to work hard, I'd be a farmer.

If I wanted to work hard, I'd be a farmer.

Sterling Archer quotes: I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me.

I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me.