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They say stress is the silent killer. But poison darts are also pretty damn quiet.

No, it's not [a book] Lana. It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.

And if whatever you're shooting doesn't die after you pump eight thirty-two-caliber slugs into it, it's probably a dragon.

If I wanted to work hard, I'd be a farmer.

I'm pretty sure if I stopped drinking for even one day, the accumulated hangover would probably kill me.