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Stan Laurel quotes: I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

Stan Laurel quotes: If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

Stan Laurel quotes: You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Stan Laurel quotes: Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Stan Laurel quotes: What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

Stan Laurel quotes: I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

Stan Laurel quotes: If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

Stan Laurel quotes: I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Stan Laurel quotes: If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

Stan Laurel quotes: Another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Another fine mess you've gotten me into.