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Simon Dunn quotes: This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee.

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee.

Simon Dunn quotes: Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse

Simon Dunn quotes: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.

Simon Dunn quotes: Don't just hope the big idea is going to come, make it happen

Don't just hope the big idea is going to come, make it happen