Si Robertson Quotes
Top 49 wise famous quotes and sayings by Si Robertson
Si Robertson Famous Quotes & Sayings
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One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.
Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here.
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.
Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door!
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.
I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other!
Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts.
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'.