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Si Robertson quotes: One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER! One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!
Si Robertson quotes: Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I! Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Si Robertson quotes: I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea. I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.
Si Robertson quotes: When security comes, every man for himself When security comes, every man for himself
Si Robertson quotes: I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
Si Robertson quotes: I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states
Si Robertson quotes: Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest! Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!
Si Robertson quotes: We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land. We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.
Si Robertson quotes: Fred Astaire's got nothing on me. Fred Astaire's got nothing on me.
Si Robertson quotes: I'm like an owl ... I don't give a HOOT! I'm like an owl ... I don't give a HOOT!
Si Robertson quotes: Everything I say is 95% truthful. Everything I say is 95% truthful.
Si Robertson quotes: All of my stories are 95 percent truthful. All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.
Si Robertson quotes: I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes. I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
Si Robertson quotes: I'm really a shy person. I'm really a shy person.
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here.
Si Robertson quotes: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team. Hey, dont hate the player, hate the team.
Si Robertson quotes: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
Si Robertson quotes: A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
Si Robertson quotes: The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision. The Bible says that you marry for life, okay. It's a lifetime decision.
Si Robertson quotes: A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor. A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
Si Robertson quotes: People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet. People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.
Si Robertson quotes: It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control. It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
Si Robertson quotes: I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.' I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'
Si Robertson quotes: You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
Si Robertson quotes: That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us. That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.
Si Robertson quotes: God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world. God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.
Si Robertson quotes: I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that. I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.
Si Robertson quotes: You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door! Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door!
Si Robertson quotes: You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid
Si Robertson quotes: The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.' The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me. Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.
Si Robertson quotes: I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal. I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.
Si Robertson quotes: First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
Si Robertson quotes: I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. I don't know any redneck that's not into fun. That's their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.
Si Robertson quotes: I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do. I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.
Si Robertson quotes: I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other! I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper - with fire at one end and an idiot at the other!
Si Robertson quotes: Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Si Robertson quotes: Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts. Hey, doctors have proven that daytime naps improve your memory and help you remember important facts.
Si Robertson quotes: I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
Si Robertson quotes: Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family. Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.
Si Robertson quotes: They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me. They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.
Si Robertson quotes: I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile. I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.
Si Robertson quotes: Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together. Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.
Si Robertson quotes: Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'. Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, 'If you fall asleep at work again we're going to have to let you go'.
Si Robertson quotes: Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles. Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.
Si Robertson quotes: When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17. When I sign people's stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17.

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