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Shelly Laurenston quotes: The ref blew the whistle and the pack took off. The "jostling" from earlier had turned into a "melee" Sun Tzu would have been afraid of. The ref blew the whistle and the pack took off. The "jostling" from earlier had turned into a "melee" Sun Tzu would have been afraid of.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth. Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I hate her." "Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows. I hate her."
"Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He is a pimple on the cock of humanity He is a pimple on the cock of humanity
Shelly Laurenston quotes: i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Sorry!" the She-dogs yelled from the other side. "We're closed! Sorry!" the She-dogs yelled from the other side. "We're closed!
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen. Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He actually wasn't too bad. For a big cat doing the mambo. He actually wasn't too bad. For a big cat doing the mambo.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Mister?" she snapped. "Paddington?" he shot back. Mister?" she snapped.

"Paddington?" he shot back.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Give her to me." Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat." "She's my sister. Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is. Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me. Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?""I attacked a van for you.""But that didn't interfere with your schedule. You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?"
"I attacked a van for you."
"But that didn't interfere with your schedule.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again. Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: ,I like her." Because she makes you shine. ,I like her." Because she makes you shine.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her? He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back." "You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too. Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back."
"You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: She pushes you because she wants you to be the best." "The best at what? Matricide? She pushes you because she wants you to be the best."
"The best at what? Matricide?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun. Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Uh ... could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place." Frowning, Lock glanced down. "Oh, jeez!" Oh, jeez? Uh ... could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place."
Frowning, Lock glanced down. "Oh, jeez!" Oh, jeez?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile. You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I'm sure. I do not need to hear about my 'frisky' father. I'm sure. I do not need to hear about my 'frisky' father.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted. Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp? (Mace to Smitty) You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?
(Mace to Smitty)
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You're not going to kill me, skin me, and wear my head as a hat? You're not going to kill me, skin me, and wear my head as a hat?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: But my pretty little Gwen ... me and her daddy ... Then she purred. Seriously. Purred. But my pretty little Gwen ... me and her daddy ... Then she purred. Seriously. Purred.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman. He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen. Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger. Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him. Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar's blood. He hated hunting his own food! Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar's blood. He hated hunting his own food!
Shelly Laurenston quotes: See ... I'm the United Nations of the shifter world. Willing to take all comers. See ... I'm the United Nations of the shifter world. Willing to take all comers.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I'm merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household. I'm merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual. His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Why couldn't she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really for. Why couldn't she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really for.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He tried to make me wear a suit." "Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?" "A smart one. Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back. Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling. They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof
Shelly Laurenston quotes: The last thing Mitch really remembered was ... being on top of Sissy. He'd had a split second of thinking, Wow. This feels really good. The last thing Mitch really remembered was ... being on top of Sissy. He'd had a split second of thinking, Wow. This feels really good.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was wacky that way. Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was wacky that way.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me. I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I want to awkwardly hug you. I want to awkwardly hug you.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: He was the one ol' Tigger here beat up in his hospital room. He was the one ol' Tigger here beat up in his hospital room.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just ... determined. The bastard. Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just ... determined. The bastard.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You cry at a movie but not about your brother? You cry at a movie but not about your brother?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Now y'all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn't act like this." Sissy stared at her brother's mate. "Are you new to the neighborhood? Now y'all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn't act like this."
Sissy stared at her brother's mate. "Are you new to the neighborhood?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: You sniffed her ass, didn't you?Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin. You sniffed her ass, didn't you?
Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."Sara - "Bunnies? Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."
Sara - "Bunnies?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring." "Or those are hunger growls." "Bastard. Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring."
"Or those are hunger growls."
"Bastard.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Brendon's big hands slid under her skirt and took hold of the plain white cotton panties she had to dig through her entire suitcase to find. Brendon's big hands slid under her skirt and took hold of the plain white cotton panties she had to dig through her entire suitcase to find.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: She'd never call Smith males "womanizers." Although she would call them whores. She'd never call Smith males "womanizers." Although she would call them whores.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Is there something wrong with you? Mentally?Darlin', you met my family. You've gotta be more specific than that.(Jess to Smitty) Is there something wrong with you? Mentally?
Darlin', you met my family. You've gotta be more specific than that.
(Jess to Smitty)
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. "Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?" Gwen smirked. "Eau de Grizzly. Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. "Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?"

Gwen smirked. "Eau de Grizzly.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: I've found it's never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It's the humans. I've found it's never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It's the humans.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Why don't you admit I've been robbed of my musical career because society can't handle my innate sexuality? Why don't you admit I've been robbed of my musical career because society can't handle my innate sexuality?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: No, you'll regret it in the morning." "But it'll make me happy now. No, you'll regret it in the morning."
"But it'll make me happy now.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch? What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?
Shelly Laurenston quotes: That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain. That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain.
Shelly Laurenston quotes: Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. "Sara, honey, you've got to let your toy go.""Hey!" Zach snapped. Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. "Sara, honey, you've got to let your toy go."
"Hey!" Zach snapped.