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She sighed as if she'd realized the worst thing imaginable. We're going to be together and in love forever, aren't we?

Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River.

I'm sorry ... what?" "For they are the Crows," he intoned solemnly, "and they are the harbingers of death.

I'm always happy- it annoys people.

What? Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level.

She couldn't find her shirt, but she sure as hell found her gun.

That's why Ronnie was Sissy's best friend. She hated all the right people.

You do. And I have the sweetest, most cuddliest, most adorable bear ever.

Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don't come complaining to me.

Of course they do. It's like an elaborate game of fetch - ow!

Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. Is that supposed to be a used condom?

My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn't get the fever."
"I bet your family gets shot at a lot, huh?

He's just watching out for you, Desiree.' Dee patted Mace's arm. 'Bless his heart.'
Mace growled. 'I know that's not a compliment, Dee-Ann.

I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm

Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!

No. Not for saving my life. Besides, that's in your canine DNA. Like a St. Bernard."

"A whirlwind of deadly blows," she reminded him.

I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.

So, taking a page from the Alla Baranova-MacRyrie handbook of motivational techniques, Lock said, Hey, I totally understand if you can't do this.

I live for hatred," the boy replied. "It rejuvenates my creative fire.

Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.
Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"
"And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos.

There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right?

Back then, they'd liked their cars the way they'd liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean.

It wasn't really fair. He was only sorta human!

guys said a date didn't count if they hadn't been laid.

As my daddy would say, time to start the killin

Mace let out an exasperated sigh. "It's bad enough we have the baby. Which I was accepting of because he's mine."
"That's real big of ya, hoss.

Exactly what was wrong with her? And could she pass it on to any children she may have?

Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go.

You can't be hungry."
"You keep saying that like you expect my answer to change.

Gwen hates me," she reminded him.
"Don't be narcissistic. She hates everyone.

She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house?

Mace watched his beautiful sister. She took after their mother. He took after his father. And they got along about as well as that pair did.

Oh, my God! Gwen suddenly burst out, startling the bears in the room, which made the rest of the predators nervous.

A cry for help that only Ma and someone else's apple pie - " because Christ knows Ma can't bake " - can fix.

She couldn't get past him. After another minute, she screamed, You'll never take me alive! I'll never let you get me to a secondary location!

Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."
Sara - "Bunnies?

Now y'all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn't act like this."
Sissy stared at her brother's mate. "Are you new to the neighborhood?

You cry at a movie but not about your brother?

Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just ... determined. The bastard.

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!

He was the one ol' Tigger here beat up in his hospital room.

I want to awkwardly hug you.

I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me.

Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was wacky that way.

The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I hate her."
"Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.

The ref blew the whistle and the pack took off. The "jostling" from earlier had turned into a "melee" Sun Tzu would have been afraid of.

Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. "Sara, honey, you've got to let your toy go."
"Hey!" Zach snapped.

That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain.

Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth.

What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?

No, you'll regret it in the morning."
"But it'll make me happy now.

Why don't you admit I've been robbed of my musical career because society can't handle my innate sexuality?

I've found it's never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It's the humans.

You sniffed her ass, didn't you?
Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin.

Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. "Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?"

Gwen smirked. "Eau de Grizzly.

Is there something wrong with you? Mentally?
Darlin', you met my family. You've gotta be more specific than that.
(Jess to Smitty)

She'd never call Smith males "womanizers." Although she would call them whores.

Brendon's big hands slid under her skirt and took hold of the plain white cotton panties she had to dig through her entire suitcase to find.

Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring."
"Or those are hunger growls."
"Bastard.

We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper

He is a pimple on the cock of humanity

i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work

Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again.

Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.

I'm sure. I do not need to hear about my 'frisky' father.

You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile.

Uh ... could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place."
Frowning, Lock glanced down. "Oh, jeez!" Oh, jeez?

Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun.

She pushes you because she wants you to be the best."
"The best at what? Matricide?

Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back."
"You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too.

He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?

,I like her." Because she makes you shine.

You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?
(Mace to Smitty)

You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?"
"I attacked a van for you."
"But that didn't interfere with your schedule.

I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me.

Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.

Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister.

Mister?" she snapped.

"Paddington?" he shot back.

He actually wasn't too bad. For a big cat doing the mambo.

Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen.

I'm merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household.

Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof

They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling.

Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back.

Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one.

He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date?

Sorry!" the She-dogs yelled from the other side. "We're closed!

Why couldn't she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really for.

His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual.

The last thing Mitch really remembered was ... being on top of Sissy. He'd had a split second of thinking, Wow. This feels really good.

See ... I'm the United Nations of the shifter world. Willing to take all comers.

Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar's blood. He hated hunting his own food!

Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him.

Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger.

Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.

He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman.

But my pretty little Gwen ... me and her daddy ... Then she purred. Seriously. Purred.

You're not going to kill me, skin me, and wear my head as a hat?