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Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.