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Scott Dikkers quotes: Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.

Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage.

Scott Dikkers quotes: A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

Scott Dikkers quotes: You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.

You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them.

Scott Dikkers quotes: Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Scott Dikkers quotes: Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.

Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I'll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.

Scott Dikkers quotes: Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.