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Texas's main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.

Remember this, my boy. The two greatest men who ever livied-Jesus and Socrates-were both hoboes.

To me, a forest is just a bunch of trees, but lakes and rivers are alive. Water is to the land what blood is to the land.

...water is to the land what blood is to the body.

Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he'd sired half the congregation.

Remember--Adam was only God's rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.

I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.