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Sam Torode quotes: Texas's main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.

Texas's main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.

Sam Torode quotes: Remember this, my boy. The two greatest men who ever livied-Jesus and Socrates-were both hoboes.

Remember this, my boy. The two greatest men who ever livied-Jesus and Socrates-were both hoboes.

Sam Torode quotes: To me, a forest is just a bunch of trees, but lakes and rivers are alive. Water is to the land what blood is to the land.

To me, a forest is just a bunch of trees, but lakes and rivers are alive. Water is to the land what blood is to the land.

Sam Torode quotes: ...water is to the land what blood is to the body.

...water is to the land what blood is to the body.

Sam Torode quotes: Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he'd sired half the congregation.

Lester was the obvious choice for pastor, I guess, since he'd sired half the congregation.

Sam Torode quotes: Remember--Adam was only God's rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.

Remember--Adam was only God's rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.

Sam Torode quotes: I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.

I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel.