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If the dawn should break
and take away this sunrise,
I hope I break, too.

I loved my momma
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.

You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.

Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti.

Little old ladies
speed away in their wheelchairs,
frightened meals on wheels.

Bitting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
The skull is feisty.

Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.

Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming.

My town is broken.
From this view, I see the end.
Below, they gather.

If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.