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Roz Chast quotes: For me, drawing was an outlet. No one in school said, 'Oh, she can do sports,' or, 'She's pretty,' but I could draw. For me, drawing was an outlet. No one in school said, 'Oh, she can do sports,' or, 'She's pretty,' but I could draw.
Roz Chast quotes: I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that I'm fighting a thousand people. I like being able to go grocery shopping and not feel that I'm fighting a thousand people.
Roz Chast quotes: My parents were extremely reluctant. When my father was clearly dying, my mother refused to acknowledge it. My parents were extremely reluctant. When my father was clearly dying, my mother refused to acknowledge it.
Roz Chast quotes: Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life. Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.
Roz Chast quotes: A friend of mine gave me a very good piece of advice, which is if you don't think your kids are going to want it, don't take it. A friend of mine gave me a very good piece of advice, which is if you don't think your kids are going to want it, don't take it.
Roz Chast quotes: I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it. I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.
Roz Chast quotes: There's something about most phobias where there's a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen. There's something about most phobias where there's a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen.
Roz Chast quotes: In Brooklyn, I don't feel that I'm holding up people with briefcases if I catch a stroller wheel in the sidewalk. In Brooklyn, I don't feel that I'm holding up people with briefcases if I catch a stroller wheel in the sidewalk.
Roz Chast quotes: Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate. Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.
Roz Chast quotes: I don't think any of my kids' books talk down to kids. I don't think any of my kids' books talk down to kids.
Roz Chast quotes: I sometimes suffer from insomnia. And when I can't fall asleep, I play what I call the alphabet game. I sometimes suffer from insomnia. And when I can't fall asleep, I play what I call the alphabet game.
Roz Chast quotes: I gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed. I gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed.
Roz Chast quotes: I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously.
Roz Chast quotes: You might have a worry that's so stupid it just peters out by itself, like a bad investment. You might have a worry that's so stupid it just peters out by itself, like a bad investment.
Roz Chast quotes: I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid. I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was a little kid.
Roz Chast quotes: I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.
Roz Chast quotes: I don't want to be a PULSATING PIECE OF PROTOPLASM! I don't want to be a PULSATING PIECE OF PROTOPLASM!
Roz Chast quotes: My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes. My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.
Roz Chast quotes: The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not. The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not.
Roz Chast quotes: Never put bananas in the refrigerator. Never put bananas in the refrigerator.
Roz Chast quotes: My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true. My kids always joked that I spent more time cooking the birds' food than I have cooking for them. And it's probably true.
Roz Chast quotes: I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there's any grudges I should start. I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there's any grudges I should start.
Roz Chast quotes: My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great. My parents were fine at 85. So 85's nothing. 100 is another thing. I have a friend whose mother is about to turn 101, and it's not great.
Roz Chast quotes: I don't like holidays. And I don't like crowds of people. I don't like noise. I don't like holidays. And I don't like crowds of people. I don't like noise.