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My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don't like. Or things I don't like.

When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that!

We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless.

My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.

'Malcolm X' was impressionable for me as a kid.

We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there's a new great game coming out.

I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

I love Nintendo, I'll never not love Nintendo. I want to play new Zeldas, basically.

I like the Bulls, the Bears - Chicago.

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'