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Rodney Carrington quotes: Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Rodney Carrington quotes: I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

Rodney Carrington quotes: If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'

Rodney Carrington quotes: Show them to me Show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and
set those puppies free

Rodney Carrington quotes: I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Rodney Carrington quotes: I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

Rodney Carrington quotes: You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

Rodney Carrington quotes: When I was little, there were three channels.

When I was little, there were three channels.