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We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.

Nancy writes romantic cookbooks!

And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His

Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.

I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad.

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession.

Hear it smells like road kill in ninety degree weather on that side of the building,

Hung Island, Georgia,

I figured since I'd arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while.

That will be fine," Ethan muttered. "Now breathe through the pain." "Come over here," she grunted. "I'll show you how to breathe through my fist.

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.

She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando.

Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF.
"Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us.

I'd never read a romance novel about conjoined twins. It was a huge market that had never been tapped. I had just come up with the new Twilight,

I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied.

The outside often ends up being a manifestation of what lies within.

You're my BFF and I would shred someone's skin from their body and shove their bones down their dead ass throat for you.

If you puke in my room, I will make you eat it. Do you understand me?

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

and a build like a brick shithouse.

Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled

Crazy didn't just run in my family ... it stopped and strolled and hung out.

Life happens whether we are ready or not - the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.

Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.

Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,

It occurred to me that might not be the best of ideas, but desperate times led to stupid measures.

When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.

God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . .

What in the hell are you digging for?" "The seat belt." "Oh." She shrugged guiltily. "I cut them out. Everybody's doing it.

I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.