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Robyn Peterman quotes: We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.

We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Nancy writes romantic cookbooks!

Nancy writes romantic cookbooks!

Robyn Peterman quotes: And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His

And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His

Robyn Peterman quotes: Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.

Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.

Robyn Peterman quotes: I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad.

I was just pissy and bored and horny and lonely. It was a bad combination. Bad.

Robyn Peterman quotes: It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession.

It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Hear it smells like road kill in ninety degree weather on that side of the building,

Hear it smells like road kill in ninety degree weather on that side of the building,

Robyn Peterman quotes: Hung Island, Georgia,

Hung Island, Georgia,

Robyn Peterman quotes: I figured since I'd arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while.

I figured since I'd arrived in Crazytown, I may as well take off my coat and stay a while.

Robyn Peterman quotes: That will be fine," Ethan muttered. "Now breathe through the pain." "Come over here," she grunted. "I'll show you how to breathe through my fist.

That will be fine," Ethan muttered. "Now breathe through the pain." "Come over here," she grunted. "I'll show you how to breathe through my fist.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud."Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.

Do Dragons eat Mexican?" Hank wondered out loud.
"Dude, they eat people. Mexican is a vast improvement over people.

Robyn Peterman quotes: She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando.

She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF."Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us.

Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF.
"Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us.

Robyn Peterman quotes: I'd never read a romance novel about conjoined twins. It was a huge market that had never been tapped. I had just come up with the new Twilight,

I'd never read a romance novel about conjoined twins. It was a huge market that had never been tapped. I had just come up with the new Twilight,

Robyn Peterman quotes: I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied.

I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied.

Robyn Peterman quotes: The outside often ends up being a manifestation of what lies within.

The outside often ends up being a manifestation of what lies within.

Robyn Peterman quotes: You're my BFF and I would shred someone's skin from their body and shove their bones down their dead ass throat for you.

You're my BFF and I would shred someone's skin from their body and shove their bones down their dead ass throat for you.

Robyn Peterman quotes: If you puke in my room, I will make you eat it. Do you understand me?

If you puke in my room, I will make you eat it. Do you understand me?

Robyn Peterman quotes: Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?

Robyn Peterman quotes: and a build like a brick shithouse.

and a build like a brick shithouse.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled

Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled

Robyn Peterman quotes: Crazy didn't just run in my family ... it stopped and strolled and hung out.

Crazy didn't just run in my family ... it stopped and strolled and hung out.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Life happens whether we are ready or not - the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.

Life happens whether we are ready or not - the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.

Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.

Robyn Peterman quotes: Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,

Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,

Robyn Peterman quotes: It occurred to me that might not be the best of ideas, but desperate times led to stupid measures.

It occurred to me that might not be the best of ideas, but desperate times led to stupid measures.

Robyn Peterman quotes: When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.

When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.

Robyn Peterman quotes: God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . .

God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . .

Robyn Peterman quotes: What in the hell are you digging for?" "The seat belt." "Oh." She shrugged guiltily. "I cut them out. Everybody's doing it.

What in the hell are you digging for?" "The seat belt." "Oh." She shrugged guiltily. "I cut them out. Everybody's doing it.

Robyn Peterman quotes: I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.

I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.