Robert Harling Quotes

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?" ~Clairee (Steel Magnolias)

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. (Truvey Jones)

Then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish ...
Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!