I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know. 
I think you end up doing the stuff you were supposed to do at the time you were supposed to do it. 
I'm not used to studios being ecstatic about we did and saying, "Please go do that again." 
You can't go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary, and really understand it, and come out a liberal. 
Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway. 
I understand reversal of fortune; that usually has come through my own hand, but you know, you live life on life's terms. 
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. 
I'm an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger. 
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer. 
I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot. 
It's weird when one movie that's connected to another doesn't reference that movie at all. 
I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it's a verb. 
If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff. 
In movies, people seem to be more emotional than they would ever be if that situation was actually happening to them. 
I felt like a fighter who was training for a title bout that had not been booked yet. 
The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be. 
At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better. 
Pick a dysfunction and it's a family problem. 
To me, friendship means loving tolerance. 
Acting is always a challenge. 
Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there. 
Nothing's a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks. 
I've noticed that worrying is like praying for what you don't want to happen. 
I didn't have an identity. It was manufactured. My identity now? It was written on the wall by ancient forces. 
Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention. 
Job one is get out of that cave. A lot of people do get out but don't change, 
I think I've been lucky, being my frequent appearances on Court TV have brought to me another level than just the actor guy. 
Give me a scotch, I'm starving. 
I don't want to go all Michael Jackson on you, but I never really had a childhood. 
The audience can feel the subtleties of the characters. 
I never know when the seeds are being laid, I'm just like, "Wow, that's a pretty cool scene. Is that? Are we laying seeds here?" 
'Shaggy Dog' was a very, very important movie for me. It was a very enjoyable experience. 
Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think. 
Sometimes everything you need to know to be an actor in your mid-forties, you learn before you were 15 years old. 
It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back in. 
Discipline for me is about respect. It's not even about self-respect; it's about respect for life and all it offers. 
I like mainstream movies that are completely off the wall. 
I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night. 
If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client. 
I'm very good at deconstructing. I'm a very good troubleshooter for why something is unlikely to work. And most everything is unlikely to work. 
I think life changes every year. This is just a little more comfortable. 
Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest. 
I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do. 
Life is just so painful and messy and hard and worth it and all that stuff. 
Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war. 
There's somewhere you're supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you'll make it. 
It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal 
A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay. 
I think it's miraculous that anybody survives themselves. 
Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip. 
There is unpanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from. 
If you're doing a drama that has some comedic elements you can't forget that it's primarily a very serious film that has some light relief. 