Robert Black Quotes

No real man should ever feel threatened by a lesbian. After all, she is just licking it clean, before I get there.

Writers begin with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.

Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.

Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.

Women are a weird subspecies. But it must be hard walking around with a big fleshy slit in your body that keeps saying fuck me!

Sometimes what you see of a person
Is only what they want you to see
But if you disrespect that part
They will see all of you

Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.

Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.

I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.

Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.

When it comes to work, I will stop at nothing. When it comes to writing, I will never stop.

People need new things to excite them, new inventions, new ideas, new art, new drugs, if there are no new things, then they resort to war

Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.

Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.

I have no time for homophobes. They need to work out why they are homophobes, the ultimate hypocrisy.

To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question.

They say
All is well
In the world of sickness
But we know
All is sick
In the world of wellness

Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.

It's relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

Life can be at its cruelest with love and dreams. But of course they keep most of us going.

I have little or no concern at how people interpret my writing, my only concern is to write it.

Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.

I am just making up for being far too sensible when I was young.

The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.

The way to live life, is to constantly look down upon others, but never say it.

Isn't it strange how the most lethal cynics are often the most optimistic creative dreamers?

Every second in the air in Paris is art.

Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe.

Art corrupts. Absolute art corrupts absolutely. Please corrupt me absolutely.

Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.

There is some kind of elegant gentleness to Paris that I don't quite understand yet.

I was born with a broken key in my mouth.

Write the wrong
Wrong the right
Spite the good fight
With no respite
And set the
Literary world
Alight

Better say gays are bad, or people might think I am gay.

That's homophobia, in a nutshell.

For many women, by the time they realize how beautiful they were, it is too late.

Loneliness is a state when you have not yet grown to love yourself enough.

When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol has its way.

The trouble with life is, we never know when we are in the zone, until we think back, with jealous longing, years later.

Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.

I don't need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body.

Vanity does not pay the bills.

A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.

I am beautifully on my own. I am free. At the end of the day, we should be our own heroes. Our own savers. Our own heroes.

The drunken instinct will usurp all others, unless the drunken instinct has itself been usurped, by its own excesses.