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Richard Lewis quotes: Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Richard Lewis quotes: My performance level has risen - and my anxiety-level has sky-rocketed.

My performance level has risen - and my anxiety-level has sky-rocketed.

Richard Lewis quotes: When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot.

When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot.

Richard Lewis quotes: My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

Richard Lewis quotes: I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis quotes: I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

Richard Lewis quotes: I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection ...

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection ...

Richard Lewis quotes: My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

Richard Lewis quotes: My parents were my worst audience.

My parents were my worst audience.

Richard Lewis quotes: I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong.

I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong.

Richard Lewis quotes: During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

Richard Lewis quotes: For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

Richard Lewis quotes: I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

Richard Lewis quotes: My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show.

My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show.

Richard Lewis quotes: There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment.

There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment.

Richard Lewis quotes: When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

Richard Lewis quotes: I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.