Richard Kadrey Quotes
Top 86 wise famous quotes and sayings by Richard Kadrey
Richard Kadrey Famous Quotes & Sayings
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It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.
Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I
She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.
Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them.
Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over? [p.240:]
Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.
We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.
Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.
Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)
Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
I say, "How did the Vigil get my prints?" "Have you ever touched anything?" "Here?" "Anywhere." "I see your point.
If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea.
No hospitals, she says.
I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too.
I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too.
If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
Kids need their minds blown every now and then. It'll keep them from thinking that managing a McDonald's is the most they can hope for.
Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.
On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring
If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?
God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.
I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
The building has shielded generators. The power will be back on in the next three minutes. We need to move. Through
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.
I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.
Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun.