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Everything's show biz in the end

Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

All these scars. The road map of my life. My armor.

It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I

Johnny nods and grins, but doesn't talk. He's overwhelmed by Muninn's gewgaws. I've

She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.

Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them.

My head is full of monsters and I'm one of them.

Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over? [p.240:]

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.

Maybe home isn't the place you love, just the place you know best.

Black is a good color anytime you're flinging around blood.

A man of many thoughts but few words. Lucky for us all that it's not the other way around. Vidocq

It's more than coping. It's adaptation.

Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.

There's another half that thinks you're just crazy." "Finally. My people." She

When it's true love you know why you're getting stabbed.

He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

Thank you for that succinct description, but I prefer to go in with facts," says Julie. "Stark

Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.

Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)

I'm not a huge fan of other people's logic.

The room is a wreck. It looks like it was worked over by Linda Blair on a crack binge.

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

This might be the end of the world as we know it, but it's still show biz.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

To the dead. Let's think of them always, but not join them too soon.

Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.

I say, "How did the Vigil get my prints?" "Have you ever touched anything?" "Here?" "Anywhere." "I see your point.

The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.

Don't fuck with me, ball sac,

Well said, young lady. You've ensnared me in a petite prevarication.

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don't have one.

Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

Teddy is a stone-cold son-of-a-bitch killer.

I wish I could say, "No more Mr. Nice Guy," but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.

I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea.

All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

No hospitals, she says.
I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too.

If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark)
"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?

Kids need their minds blown every now and then. It'll keep them from thinking that managing a McDonald's is the most they can hope for.

Fortunately, I'm good at ignoring a lot of what my brain does.

Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring

That's more interesting than a two-headed calf singing "Some Velvet Morning" in tight harmony.

Damn, it feels great to hurt idiots.

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.

If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.

But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?

Malefic baneberry. It doesn't taste good, but one teaspoon and a skeleton would dance a jig. He

You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

Traven stares at me. If eyes could scream, run home, and hide under the blankets, he'd be blind. Is

You're a philosopher." "No. Just drunk.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

A gun is like love. The universal language.

Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito.

The building has shielded generators. The power will be back on in the next three minutes. We need to move. Through

No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn.

Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake. [p. 411]

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream Daddy Issues.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

Nothing nice happens to murdered women.

I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.
Or insanity.

Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun.

I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here.

See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.