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Richard Kadrey quotes: Everything's show biz in the end Everything's show biz in the end
Richard Kadrey quotes: Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself. Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.
Richard Kadrey quotes: No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard. No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.
Richard Kadrey quotes: All these scars. The road map of my life. My armor. All these scars. The road map of my life. My armor.
Richard Kadrey quotes: It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed. It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to Hell again. Fingers crossed.
Richard Kadrey quotes: He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see. He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I
Richard Kadrey quotes: Johnny nods and grins, but doesn't talk. He's overwhelmed by Muninn's gewgaws. I've Johnny nods and grins, but doesn't talk. He's overwhelmed by Muninn's gewgaws. I've
Richard Kadrey quotes: She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them. Young man, there are some things in the world so profane that their only real value is in not knowing about them.
Richard Kadrey quotes: My head is full of monsters and I'm one of them. My head is full of monsters and I'm one of them.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over? [p.240:] Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over? [p.240:]
Richard Kadrey quotes: Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy) Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)
Richard Kadrey quotes: She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH. She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Maybe home isn't the place you love, just the place you know best. Maybe home isn't the place you love, just the place you know best.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Black is a good color anytime you're flinging around blood. Black is a good color anytime you're flinging around blood.
Richard Kadrey quotes: A man of many thoughts but few words. Lucky for us all that it's not the other way around. Vidocq A man of many thoughts but few words. Lucky for us all that it's not the other way around. Vidocq
Richard Kadrey quotes: It's more than coping. It's adaptation. It's more than coping. It's adaptation.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help. Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.
Richard Kadrey quotes: When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not. When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.
Richard Kadrey quotes: There's another half that thinks you're just crazy." "Finally. My people." She There's another half that thinks you're just crazy." "Finally. My people." She
Richard Kadrey quotes: When it's true love you know why you're getting stabbed. When it's true love you know why you're getting stabbed.
Richard Kadrey quotes: He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips. He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.
Richard Kadrey quotes: We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish. We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces. Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child. Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Thank you for that succinct description, but I prefer to go in with facts," says Julie. "Stark Thank you for that succinct description, but I prefer to go in with facts," says Julie. "Stark
Richard Kadrey quotes: Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions. Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)
Richard Kadrey quotes: I'm not a huge fan of other people's logic. I'm not a huge fan of other people's logic.
Richard Kadrey quotes: The room is a wreck. It looks like it was worked over by Linda Blair on a crack binge. The room is a wreck. It looks like it was worked over by Linda Blair on a crack binge.
Richard Kadrey quotes: If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now. If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.
Richard Kadrey quotes: This might be the end of the world as we know it, but it's still show biz. This might be the end of the world as we know it, but it's still show biz.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead. Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.
Richard Kadrey quotes: To the dead. Let's think of them always, but not join them too soon. To the dead. Let's think of them always, but not join them too soon.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint. Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I say, "How did the Vigil get my prints?" "Have you ever touched anything?" "Here?" "Anywhere." "I see your point. I say, "How did the Vigil get my prints?" "Have you ever touched anything?" "Here?" "Anywhere." "I see your point.
Richard Kadrey quotes: The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow. The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Don't fuck with me, ball sac, Don't fuck with me, ball sac,
Richard Kadrey quotes: Well said, young lady. You've ensnared me in a petite prevarication. Well said, young lady. You've ensnared me in a petite prevarication.
Richard Kadrey quotes: If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says. If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don't have one. Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don't have one.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Don't talk. Kill it.That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. Don't talk. Kill it.
That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Teddy is a stone-cold son-of-a-bitch killer. Teddy is a stone-cold son-of-a-bitch killer.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I wish I could say, "No more Mr. Nice Guy," but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago. I wish I could say, "No more Mr. Nice Guy," but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea. I once considered learning to love iced coffee, but then I remembered I'd have to kill myself, so I gave up the idea.
Richard Kadrey quotes: All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out. All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.
Richard Kadrey quotes: No hospitals, she says.I know.Where are we going?For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?Fuck you.That's my favorite, too. No hospitals, she says.
I know.
Where are we going?
For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?
Fuck you.
That's my favorite, too.
Richard Kadrey quotes: If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up. If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Let me finish my beer." (Stark)"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) Let me finish my beer." (Stark)
"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
Richard Kadrey quotes: Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back. Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right? Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
Richard Kadrey quotes: Kids need their minds blown every now and then. It'll keep them from thinking that managing a McDonald's is the most they can hope for. Kids need their minds blown every now and then. It'll keep them from thinking that managing a McDonald's is the most they can hope for.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Fortunately, I'm good at ignoring a lot of what my brain does. Fortunately, I'm good at ignoring a lot of what my brain does.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread. Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.
Richard Kadrey quotes: If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
Richard Kadrey quotes: On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring
Richard Kadrey quotes: That's more interesting than a two-headed calf singing "Some Velvet Morning" in tight harmony. That's more interesting than a two-headed calf singing "Some Velvet Morning" in tight harmony.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Damn, it feels great to hurt idiots. Damn, it feels great to hurt idiots.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
Richard Kadrey quotes: If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week. If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
Richard Kadrey quotes: But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl? But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?
Richard Kadrey quotes: Malefic baneberry. It doesn't taste good, but one teaspoon and a skeleton would dance a jig. He Malefic baneberry. It doesn't taste good, but one teaspoon and a skeleton would dance a jig. He
Richard Kadrey quotes: You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy You can take the boy out of the Devil but not the Devil out of the boy
Richard Kadrey quotes: God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord. God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar. I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Traven stares at me. If eyes could scream, run home, and hide under the blankets, he'd be blind. Is Traven stares at me. If eyes could scream, run home, and hide under the blankets, he'd be blind. Is
Richard Kadrey quotes: You're a philosopher." "No. Just drunk. You're a philosopher." "No. Just drunk.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
Richard Kadrey quotes: A gun is like love. The universal language. A gun is like love. The universal language.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito. Fuck me. I'm a rock star. And all I really wanted was a burrito.
Richard Kadrey quotes: The building has shielded generators. The power will be back on in the next three minutes. We need to move. Through The building has shielded generators. The power will be back on in the next three minutes. We need to move. Through
Richard Kadrey quotes: No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn. No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake. [p. 411] Oh Christ. Put me back with the zombies, Strawberry Shortcake. [p. 411]
Richard Kadrey quotes: That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream Daddy Issues. That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream Daddy Issues.
Richard Kadrey quotes: The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Nothing nice happens to murdered women. Nothing nice happens to murdered women.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me. I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world. I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal. Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history. I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.
Richard Kadrey quotes: As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world. As sweet as it feels, I can't lie here forever curled up in a big ball of fuck-the-world.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.Or insanity. Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.
Or insanity.
Richard Kadrey quotes: Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun. Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun.
Richard Kadrey quotes: I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here. I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here.
Richard Kadrey quotes: See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster. See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.

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