Richard Condon Quotes

Cheese. The adult form of milk.

The human comedy begins with a vertical smile.

Made by General Motors, on order from Sears Roebuck.

Amateur psychiatric prognosis can be fascinating when there's absolutely nothing else to do.

I'm a man of the marketplace as well as an artist. I'm a pawnbroker of myth.

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson.

Raymond stood as though someone might have just opened a beach umbrella in his bowels.

Writers are too self-centered to be lonely.