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Rich Burlew quotes: Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

Rich Burlew quotes: No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

Rich Burlew quotes: Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

Rich Burlew quotes: Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

Rich Burlew quotes: thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!

thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!

Rich Burlew quotes: Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...

Rich Burlew quotes: You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family.

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family.

Rich Burlew quotes: Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Rich Burlew quotes: So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

Rich Burlew quotes: Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!

Rich Burlew quotes: You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.

You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.

Rich Burlew quotes: You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.

Rich Burlew quotes: You should have seen the look on your skull...

You should have seen the look on your skull...

Rich Burlew quotes: Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.

Rich Burlew quotes: I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

Rich Burlew quotes: Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Rich Burlew quotes: Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.

Rich Burlew quotes: I think I just had an evilgasm.

I think I just had an evilgasm.