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You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.

I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.

He was six years old this time, and ancient.

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

They're distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill," he said. "Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They're so ADHD.

When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow

Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)

He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.