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Red Tash quotes: You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.

Red Tash quotes: I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.

Red Tash quotes: Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then.

Red Tash quotes: He was six years old this time, and ancient.

He was six years old this time, and ancient.

Red Tash quotes: I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.

Red Tash quotes: They're distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill," he said. "Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They're so ADHD.

They're distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill," he said. "Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They're so ADHD.

Red Tash quotes: When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

Red Tash quotes: Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb

Red Tash quotes: It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well.

Red Tash quotes: Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow

Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow

Red Tash quotes: Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.

Red Tash quotes: There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)

There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)

Red Tash quotes: He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.

He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.