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Ralphie May quotes: Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Ralphie May quotes: If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

Ralphie May quotes: Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

Ralphie May quotes: As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Ralphie May quotes: As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Ralphie May quotes: I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.