Zaphod Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Zaphod

Zaphod Quotes & Sayings

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But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable." "Er, yeah. — Douglas Adams

Moderation is commonly firm, and firmness is commonly successful. — Samuel Johnson

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. — Douglas Adams

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod.
'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds. — Douglas Adams

Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up. — Douglas Adams

I had a stroke in December of '99, and it affected my left side - my fingering side. — Johnny Gimble

There's an old saying that nothing good happens fast. I don't know if that's altogether true, but it does have some bearing on Bible study. — Howard G. Hendricks

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully. — Douglas Adams

If I'm not going to bet on myself, why would anyone else bet on me. — D. B. Sweeney

The church is something beautiful — Francis Schaeffer

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. — Douglas Adams

To say we know a person is to write that person off. — Yiyun Li

The ship did. All by itself." "Huh?" "While we were in Improbability Drive." "But that's incredible." "No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable. — Douglas Adams

Kissing is man's greatest invention. All animals copulate, but only humans kiss. — Tom Robbins

Yeah," said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, "and you, baby, should be in real life. — Anonymous

Today was the day; today was the day when they would realize what Zaphod had been up to. Today was what Zaphod Beeblebrox's presidency was all about. — Douglas Adams

Zaphod was so surprised that they had to shoot him again before he fell down. — Douglas Adams

The Mayans already believed in traveling beyond the Milky Way. Why aren't you yet? — Septem Nuntius

Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it. — Douglas Adams

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face. — Eoin Colfer

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me. — Douglas Adams

What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse? — Douglas Adams

Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us! — Douglas Adams

One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much. — Douglas Adams

I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered. — Julie Christie

Wipe out the entire defense potential remaining to the Soviets. — Adolf Hitler

Look," said Zaphod, "will you get it into your heads? That's just a recorded message. It's millions of years old. It doesn't apply to us, get it? — Douglas Adams

Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know? — Douglas Adams

Computer," said Zaphod, "tell us what our present trajectory is. — Douglas Adams