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You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.
— Zach Galifianakis
Generally, I end up being the one thrown against the wall, because Zach is the drummer. He's stronger than me.
— Isaac Hanson
I like boring golf. That's kind of what butters my bread.
— Zach Johnson
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
— Zach Braff
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
— Zach Galifianakis
I've never been in love ... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food
— Zach Galifianakis
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
— Zach Galifianakis
Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say.
— Zach Galifianakis
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
— Zach Braff
I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
— Zach Braff
It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
— Zach Braff
I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
— Zach Braff
I've always said women are vicious creatures - Detective Zach Grimes
— Lauren Bradshaw
In the age of the mp3, you gotta make the package special, something that's worth owning.
— Zach Condon
My thought with harmonies and melodies in general, is that if it doesn't come right away then it's never going to come at all.
— Zach Condon
I called the great French violinist Jean-Luc Ponty and I said 'So, who's the new cat? Who's got the stuff? And he said Zach Brock.
— Stanley Clarke
It's too easy to complain. A heart of love finds the good, and, if necessary, helps change the bad things. - Zach Davidson -
— Gary Chapman
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
— Zach Galifianakis
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much.
— Zach Galifianakis
I once walked in on my grandparents making love ... And that's why I don't eat raisins.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
— Zach Braff
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.
— Zach Galifianakis
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.
— Zach Braff
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
— Zach Galifianakis
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?
— Zach Braff
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.
— Zach Galifianakis
I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
— Zach Braff
There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
— Zach Braff
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
— Zach Braff
Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach
— Monique DeVere
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
— Zach Braff
Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."Sara - "Bunnies? — Shelly Laurenston
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
S&M is as psychological as it is physical and sexual, Zach. Imagine being as deep inside a woman's mind as you are inside her body.
— Tiffany Reisz
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer ... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
— Zach Braff
I'm a very anxious person, and it's hard for me to be in the moment. Improv demands that you be in the moment.
— Zach Woods
When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.
— Zach Braff
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.
— Zach Galifianakis
His eyes dropped to Zach's bare chest.
— Dianne Duvall
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
— Zach Galifianakis
I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
— Zach Braff
There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
— Zach Braff
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
— Zach Braff
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
— Zach Braff
Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
— Zach Braff
Zach is like the more I think about it the more I think y ruin a gr8 friendship? I still think tiny's awesome tho.
— John Green
I love the community and the entertainment too much. I'm used to it - it's what I saw first.
— Zach Condon
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
— Zach Braff
There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force of your audition. It's very hard to beat that.
— Zach Galligan
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
— Zach Galifianakis
I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
— Zach Galifianakis
I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
— Zach Galifianakis
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
— Zach Galifianakis
I feel like God gave me the ability to play a game. I try to take it very seriously. I realize it's just a game.
— Zach Johnson
Zach Galifianakis is hilarious. I worked with him on a pilot before; he's hilarious and such a nice person.
— Zachary Gordon
When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of torture.
— Zach Woods
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
— Zach Braff
I play golf for a living. I'm grateful for that. It's a beautiful game, provides a great opportunity.
— Zach Johnson
I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
— Zach Braff
Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
— Zach Braff
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
— Zach Galifianakis
I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
— Zach Braff
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."
— Zach Galifianakis
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
— Zach Galifianakis
What makes you happy is seeing someone else smile because you put it there. That's what's awesome about living in this world.
— Zach Sobiech
I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.
— Zach Cregger
Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.
— Zach Braff
She can't say no if she's unconscious.
— Zach Braff