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Easy there," Zach said when I stumbled into him. "Now's probably not the time to get handsy. You might want to control yourself. — Ally Carter

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group. — Zach Galifianakis

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster! — Zach Braff

Generally, I end up being the one thrown against the wall, because Zach is the drummer. He's stronger than me. — Isaac Hanson

I like boring golf. That's kind of what butters my bread. — Zach Johnson

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society. — Zach Braff

What did you think of him?" Cade asked.
"Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty. — Zach Braff

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. — Zach Galifianakis

I've never been in love ... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food — Zach Galifianakis

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. — Zach Braff

That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up. — Zach Braff

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis

Whenever I'm with a woman I whisper softly into her ear, "Touch my vagina," and she's like, "What!" and I'm like, "That's what you're supposed to say. — Zach Galifianakis

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. — Zach Braff

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State — Zach Braff

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man. — Zach Braff

If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. — Zach Braff

I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine. — Zach Braff

When he's healthy, Zach Randolph for the Memphis Grizzlies has always been somebody that has always been very tough to play against. — Kevin Love

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance. — Zach Braff

You always know when a real inspiration is behind the melody, arrangements, even lyrics. And I know that's really vague, but it's true. — Zach Condon

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. — Zach Braff

I've always said women are vicious creatures - Detective Zach Grimes — Lauren Bradshaw

In the age of the mp3, you gotta make the package special, something that's worth owning. — Zach Condon

My thought with harmonies and melodies in general, is that if it doesn't come right away then it's never going to come at all. — Zach Condon

I called the great French violinist Jean-Luc Ponty and I said 'So, who's the new cat? Who's got the stuff? And he said Zach Brock. — Stanley Clarke

It's too easy to complain. A heart of love finds the good, and, if necessary, helps change the bad things. - Zach Davidson - — Gary Chapman

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. — Zach Braff

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. — Zach Galifianakis

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective. — Zach Galifianakis

It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on emotion too much. — Zach Galifianakis

I once walked in on my grandparents making love ... And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. — Zach Braff

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. — Zach Braff

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space. — Zach Braff

Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. — Zach Braff

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. — Zach Braff

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? — Zach Braff

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. — Zach Braff

Focus. She's Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane's butt like that? ~ Zach — Monique DeVere

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff

Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."
Sara - "Bunnies? — Shelly Laurenston

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me. — Zach Braff

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

S&M is as psychological as it is physical and sexual, Zach. Imagine being as deep inside a woman's mind as you are inside her body. — Tiffany Reisz

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there. — Zach Braff

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer ... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know? — Zach Braff

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins — Zach Braff

I'm a very anxious person, and it's hard for me to be in the moment. Improv demands that you be in the moment. — Zach Woods

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. — Zach Braff

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. — Zach Galifianakis

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me. — Zach Braff

His eyes dropped to Zach's bare chest. — Dianne Duvall

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff

Winning the 2007 Master's was a dream fulfilled; culminating on Easter Sunday with my family was very special. You couldn't write it up any better. — Zach Johnson

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! — Zach Braff

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. — Zach Braff

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do — Zach Braff

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff

Zach is like the more I think about it the more I think y ruin a gr8 friendship? I still think tiny's awesome tho. — John Green

I love the community and the entertainment too much. I'm used to it - it's what I saw first. — Zach Condon

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff

After so many years of whispery, DIY vocals, there's this new generation of voices that are really starting to burst through the seams. — Zach Condon

There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force of your audition. It's very hard to beat that. — Zach Galligan

An actor is working steady if he's active four to six months a year. — Zach Galligan

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers. — Zach Galifianakis

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. — Zach Braff

It's a natural tendency of mine to not even listen to lyrics. — Zach Condon

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage. — Zach Galifianakis

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' — Zach Galifianakis

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. — Zach Galifianakis

I feel like God gave me the ability to play a game. I try to take it very seriously. I realize it's just a game. — Zach Johnson

Zach Galifianakis is hilarious. I worked with him on a pilot before; he's hilarious and such a nice person. — Zachary Gordon

When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of torture. — Zach Woods

I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? — Zach Braff

I play golf for a living. I'm grateful for that. It's a beautiful game, provides a great opportunity. — Zach Johnson

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school. — Zach Braff

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. — Zach Braff

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. — Zach Braff

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed. — Zach Galifianakis

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me. — Zach Braff

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. — Zach Braff

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world. — Zach Braff

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole." — Zach Galifianakis

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done. — Zach Galifianakis

What makes you happy is seeing someone else smile because you put it there. That's what's awesome about living in this world. — Zach Sobiech

I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy. — Zach Cregger

I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese. — Zach Braff

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff

She can't say no if she's unconscious. — Zach Braff