Your Wife Quotes
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Your Wife Quotes & Sayings
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Establish a "zone of tranquility" where your drunken wife can't find you.
— Viktor Kalvachev
Have your own life before you become somebody's wife.
— Beyonce Knowles
You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife.
— Larry McMurtry
Don't forget to be your wife's best friend as well as her husband. True friendship in marriage does away with all sorts of trouble.
— Blanche Ebbutt
All right, all right. Don't get your panties in a bunch! I'm coming. Everyone, meet Blaire, my future wife.
— Mia Asher
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
— Marc Anthony
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
— Julian Barnes
You don't particularly want to stay close to your ex-wife. Or why would she be your ex-wife?
— Ian McShane
That's what a good wife does, keeps your dreams alive even when you don't believe anymore
— Michael J. Sullivan
My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke!
— Kristen Proby
Soon we will have made man into god. Red into Gold. Even your wife would not recognize you." That is all I've ever feared.
— Pierce Brown
This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
— Tymber Dalton
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.
— 'Little' Jimmy Dickens
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget.
— Elizabeth George
Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.
— Hugh Jackman
Like your job. Love your wife.
— John Candy
Word of advice - don't let your father choose your wife. Choose your own. You have to live with her. Your father doesn't.
— Leanne Banks
His mother hated his father. Perhaps being hated by your wife was something he inherited.
— James Fant
DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!
— Scott Steiner
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
— David Ogilvy
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
— Johnny Carson
You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'
— Travis Kalanick
Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
— Groucho Marx
Phillip, you and your wife have to be a team against anything and anyone that might affect your marriage.
— Jillian Dodd
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
— Gisele Bundchen
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
— David Letterman
Your identity should not be fully defined by what you do, by being a manager, a wife, a mother of children or a computer programmer
— Sunday Adelaja
A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife
— S.E. Hall
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
— Rafael Benitez
When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration.
— Magic Johnson
The key to a good marriage is to do all you can to uplift your wife and treasure her - even in her worst moments.
— Jody Hedlund
Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God's own heart.
— Elizabeth George
Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.
— John Benjamin Hickey
In order for romance to deepen, you must touch the heart and mind of your wife before you touch her body.
— C.J. Mahaney
It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love.
— Zoe Akins
Never paint your wife or your mother.
— George W. Bush
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
— Clement Freud
You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'.
— Gordon Strachan
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
— Boris Johnson
When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.
— T. Rafael Cimino
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache ... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.
— Anton Chekhov
Your women of fashion ceases to be a woman. She is neither mother, nor wife, nor lover. She is, medically speaking, sex on the brain.
— Honore De Balzac
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
— Mary Wortley Montagu
I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it.
— Scott Foley
Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace.
— Christopher Moore
Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.
— Hulk Hogan
I always listen," the duke said, annoyed. "Just hang your silly, unnatural notion, that hearing means following your orders.
— Janny Wurts
When you pray for your wife, it keeps the world at bay, it transforms selfish hearts, and it derails the devil's plans.
— Stormie O'martian
Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it.
— Shannon L. Alder
Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.
— Timothy Keller
rapes your wife but perfectly legal to kill a total stranger
— Clara Salaman
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
— Rutherford B. Hayes
It's all right to have expectations in marriage. Just remember to keep them at the feet of Jesus, not at the feet of your spouse
— Ngina Otiende
The hardest thing about being a writer is convincing your wife that lying on the sofa is work.
— John Hughes
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
— Edward Burnett Tylor
So...will you be my wife?"...
"I'd love to be your wife. Where should we take our honeymoon? — Terry Spear
"I'd love to be your wife. Where should we take our honeymoon? — Terry Spear
A friendship with a woman is not a sin. (It's) a friendship. A romantic relationship with a woman who is not your wife, that is a sin.
— Pope Francis
I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without.
— James E. Faust
One judge is coughing his life out into bloody handkerchiefs and the other is burying his wife, and you think this is how God answers your prayers?
— Orson Scott Card
Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife.
— Kristan Higgins
The best of who you are is not from who you have in your life, rather who they helped you become because they loved you.
— Shannon L. Alder
The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you.
— Themistocles
What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in.
— Isaac Bashevis Singer
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
— Mike Tyson
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Chloe, you may kiss your groom.
— Christina Lauren
[He]talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
— Barry M. Goldwater
When God picks your wife He looks for an angel.
— Matshona Dhliwayo