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Your Uncle Quotes By Lindsey Renee Backen: Trust me, dear, with the amount that you

Trust me, dear, with the amount that you read, I guarantee that your eyes will never go bad. — Lindsey Renee Backen

Your Uncle Quotes By Michael Muhammad Knight: They need a deen that's not your uncle's

They need a deen that's not your uncle's deen. — Michael Muhammad Knight

Your Uncle Quotes By Catherine Coulter: your uncle Geoffrey.

your uncle Geoffrey. — Catherine Coulter

Your Uncle Quotes By Richard Dreyfuss: Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I

Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'. — Richard Dreyfuss

Your Uncle Quotes By Rick Riordan: Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a

Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater. — Rick Riordan

Your Uncle Quotes By Rick Riordan: No offense, kid, but I have a strong

No offense, kid, but I have a strong desire to murder your uncle with extreme prejudice." "No offense taken," I said. "I'm tempted to help you. — Rick Riordan

Your Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Your Uncle Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Your Uncle Quotes By Natalia Marx: With a blade at your throat, a well-connected

With a blade at your throat, a well-connected uncle or a wealthy mother could not save you. Only you could save yourself. — Natalia Marx

Your Uncle Quotes By Michael N. Wilton: I call these naughties - just like your

I call these naughties - just like your Uncle sometimes... — Michael N. Wilton

Your Uncle Quotes By Alvah Bessie: Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. — Alvah Bessie

Your Uncle Quotes By Bradley Denton: Look, I learned from your uncle that when

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity. — Bradley Denton

Your Uncle Quotes By James Ellroy: Qualifications don't count. All Ike did was invade

Qualifications don't count. All Ike did was invade Europe and look like your uncle. — James Ellroy

Your Uncle Quotes By Patricia Wood: She did her best but like Uncle E

She did her best but like Uncle E says, sometimes your best just ain't good enough. — Patricia Wood

Your Uncle Quotes By Red Buttons: Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Your Uncle Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You're saying,' he said, weighing each word, 'that

You're saying,' he said, weighing each word, 'that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle. — Terry Pratchett

Your Uncle Quotes By Rea Lidde: Wait, you are not even surprised that your

Wait, you are not even surprised that your own uncle, framed you, for an assassination?"
"No, I'm surprisingly not surprised.". — Rea Lidde

Your Uncle Quotes By Demetri Martin: You never forget your first kiss. And that's

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle. — Demetri Martin

Your Uncle Quotes By Annabel Pitcher: I like that attitude. Got to make your

I like that attitude. Got to make your own opportunities if there aren't any coming your way." - Uncle Paul; ppg 161 — Annabel Pitcher

Your Uncle Quotes By Uncle Amon: Who was your favorite

Who was your favorite — Uncle Amon

Your Uncle Quotes By Neal Stephenson: He is just your type," Uncle Meng said

He is just your type," Uncle Meng said gently. "Please, do try not to fuck him."
"How come it's okay for James Bond? — Neal Stephenson

Your Uncle Quotes By Jaime Lerner: A city is like a family portrait -

A city is like a family portrait - you don't tear it up if you don't like your uncle's nose. — Jaime Lerner

Your Uncle Quotes By Gina Damico: I was a teenage boy once too, you

I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like. It's a three-ring circus in there. — Gina Damico

Your Uncle Quotes By Darynda Jones: Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?"
"He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you're interested — Darynda Jones

Your Uncle Quotes By Melika Dannese Lux: I've always felt comfortable amongst the horrors. I

I've always felt comfortable amongst the horrors. I married your uncle Gerard, after all. — Melika Dannese Lux

Your Uncle Quotes By Duop Chak Wuol: The mentality of who is your uncle -

The mentality of who is your uncle - an ethnocentric way of thinking, is one of the leading causes of South Sudan's internal conflicts. — Duop Chak Wuol

Your Uncle Quotes By Billy Joel: You can pay Uncle Sam with all your

You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money? — Billy Joel

Your Uncle Quotes By Mike Mullin: A night spent spooning with your girlfriend isn't

A night spent spooning with your girlfriend isn't nearly so exciting when your uncle is curled up against your other side. — Mike Mullin

Your Uncle Quotes By Tara Sivec Love And Lists: Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your

Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed. — Tara Sivec Love And Lists

Your Uncle Quotes By Elle Kennedy: Give your Uncle Dean a kiss, princess.

Give your Uncle Dean a kiss, princess. — Elle Kennedy

Your Uncle Quotes By J.K. Rowling: We shall trespass upon your aunt and uncle's

We shall trespass upon your aunt and uncle's hospitality only a little longer.'
You will, will you?'
Yes,' said Dumbledore simply, 'I shall. — J.K. Rowling

Your Uncle Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: If you're referring to the incident with the

If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Your Uncle Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says

I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane. — Ray Bradbury

Your Uncle Quotes By Julia Quinn: This is none of your concern,' his uncle

This is none of your concern,' his uncle spat.
'I beg to differ,' Sebastian said quietly. 'A lady in distress is always my concern. — Julia Quinn

Your Uncle Quotes By Gina Damico: Do something!" Norwood told him."Do what?" Uncle Mort's

Do something!" Norwood told him.
"Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick, Hel? — Gina Damico

Your Uncle Quotes By Russell B. Long: I really think that it's better to retire,

I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters. — Russell B. Long

Your Uncle Quotes By Mat Kearney: As my uncle always says, 'If your vibe

As my uncle always says, 'If your vibe outweighs your substance, you're destined to be a novelty.' I think that is true in all art. — Mat Kearney

Your Uncle Quotes By Max Lucado: No one can teach your child like you

No one can teach your child like you can. No nanny, Bible school teacher, aunt, or uncle has your authority. What a phenomenal privilege is yours. — Max Lucado

Your Uncle Quotes By Flannery O'Connor: It's no part of your job to think

It's no part of your job to think for the Lord," his great-uncle said. "Judgment may rack your bones. — Flannery O'Connor

Your Uncle Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Your body is nothing but a money machine."

Your body is nothing but a money machine." That's what Uncle Rudy says. "That's the way it is. We're all just prostitutes. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Your Uncle Quotes By Jonathan Franzen: It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's

It's healthy to say uncle when your bone's about to break. — Jonathan Franzen

Your Uncle Quotes By Smedley Butler: The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52

The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits. — Smedley Butler

Your Uncle Quotes By Eileen Granfors: Sleep, ladies. I will be your St. Florian."

Sleep, ladies. I will be your St. Florian." Tomaso — Eileen Granfors