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Your Nuts Quotes By Brenda Lochinger: When life gives you squirrels, your bound to

When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts! — Brenda Lochinger

Your Nuts Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. — Simone Elkeles

Your Nuts Quotes By Natalie Angier: You have your opinion, I have mine, and

You have your opinion, I have mine, and it takes all kinds of nuts and dips to make a party, right? — Natalie Angier

Your Nuts Quotes By Neil Leckman: Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll

Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!! — Neil Leckman

Your Nuts Quotes By Kathryn Hahn: The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn

Your Nuts Quotes By Anne Lamott: The reason life works at all is that

The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65-66] — Anne Lamott

Your Nuts Quotes By John Sladek: As the semantic engineer, your job is naming

As the semantic engineer, your job is naming the parts and tightening nuts and bolts. I suggest you get back to your office and do that - right now! — John Sladek

Your Nuts Quotes By Dennis Miller: It's your living room, it's your life, go

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film. — Dennis Miller

Your Nuts Quotes By J.R. Ward: It was a universal truth among males that

It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set. — J.R. Ward

Your Nuts Quotes By Jack Welch: If your CFO is more important than your

If your CFO is more important than your CHRO (Chief Human Resource Officer) you're nuts! — Jack Welch

Your Nuts Quotes By Scott Adams: If you spend all your time arguing with

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. — Scott Adams

Your Nuts Quotes By Gena Showalter: One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put

One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. — Gena Showalter

Your Nuts Quotes By Ray Bradbury: You pay a certain penalty for going your

You pay a certain penalty for going your own way. A lot of people think you're nuts, and you're not as popular with girls as you should be. — Ray Bradbury

Your Nuts Quotes By Holly Bennett: They say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of

They say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister. — Holly Bennett

Your Nuts Quotes By Elijah Wood: If you cut off your arm instead of

If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart? — Elijah Wood

Your Nuts Quotes By Charles Stross: Christmas: the one time of year when you

Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli. — Charles Stross

Your Nuts Quotes By James S.A. Corey: Get your nuts in your palms and head

Get your nuts in your palms and head forward, boys. — James S.A. Corey

Your Nuts Quotes By J.A. Saare: If you were anyone else, your nuts would

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth — J.A. Saare

Your Nuts Quotes By Brother Dave Gardner: Love your enemies and drive them nuts.

Love your enemies and drive them nuts. — Brother Dave Gardner

Your Nuts Quotes By Tim Allen: Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first. — Tim Allen

Your Nuts Quotes By Aries Spears: How do you ask a woman to gargle

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? — Aries Spears

Your Nuts Quotes By Rick Riordan: He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump

He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too — Rick Riordan

Your Nuts Quotes By Tom Peters: If your company has a clean-desk policy, the

If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. — Tom Peters

Your Nuts Quotes By King Sun: Life is real, reality is not a dream.Those

Life is real, reality is not a dream.
Those who chose to sleep ... I wake em up,
Cause you're sleepin with your mouth open hummin deez nuts. — King Sun

Your Nuts Quotes By Trevor H. Cooley: Squirrel! I've told you not to share your

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! — Trevor H. Cooley

Your Nuts Quotes By Alice Clayton: Maybe you'll show up at my back door

Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. — Alice Clayton

Your Nuts Quotes By John Green: Why would you try to kill this guy,

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce. — John Green

Your Nuts Quotes By Iggy Pop: The nut of the thing is that if

The nut of the thing is that if what you make is hard like a diamond, you can put it anywhere. You can put it up your and it will still be beautiful. — Iggy Pop

Your Nuts Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson: The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Your Nuts Quotes By Amy Andrews: Talk to me when your nuts are so

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. — Amy Andrews

Your Nuts Quotes By Ella Frank: You and nuts," he mused. "In your coffee,

You and nuts," he mused. "In your coffee, on your ice cream ... " He leaned in and added, "In your mouth. — Ella Frank

Your Nuts Quotes By Richard Madeley: Your short-term memory really is shot! It must

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

Your Nuts Quotes By Patrick Bryant: Ego like bile over taste buds. Get it

Ego like bile over taste buds. Get it out or hold it in. It's the suspension will drive you nuts, churn your gut. — Patrick Bryant

Your Nuts Quotes By Alexandra Bracken: Next time it'll be your nuts.

Next time it'll be your nuts. — Alexandra Bracken