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When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts! — Brenda Lochinger

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. — Simone Elkeles

You have your opinion, I have mine, and it takes all kinds of nuts and dips to make a party, right? — Natalie Angier

Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!! — Neil Leckman

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn

The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65-66] — Anne Lamott

As the semantic engineer, your job is naming the parts and tightening nuts and bolts. I suggest you get back to your office and do that - right now! — John Sladek

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film. — Dennis Miller

It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set. — J.R. Ward

If your CFO is more important than your CHRO (Chief Human Resource Officer) you're nuts! — Jack Welch

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. — Scott Adams

One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. — Gena Showalter

You pay a certain penalty for going your own way. A lot of people think you're nuts, and you're not as popular with girls as you should be. — Ray Bradbury

They say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom." Elatha laughed. "Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister. — Holly Bennett

If you cut off your arm instead of going 'spurt, spurt, spurt' wouldn't it, like, go nuts? Or would it go with the beat of your heart? — Elijah Wood

Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli. — Charles Stross

Get your nuts in your palms and head forward, boys. — James S.A. Corey

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth — J.A. Saare

Love your enemies and drive them nuts. — Brother Dave Gardner

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first. — Tim Allen

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts? — Aries Spears

He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too — Rick Riordan

If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. — Tom Peters

Life is real, reality is not a dream.
Those who chose to sleep ... I wake em up,
Cause you're sleepin with your mouth open hummin deez nuts. — King Sun

Squirrel! I've told you not to share your cheek nuts with humans. They don't appreciate it as much as other squirrels! — Trevor H. Cooley

Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. — Alice Clayton

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce. — John Green

The nut of the thing is that if what you make is hard like a diamond, you can put it anywhere. You can put it up your and it will still be beautiful. — Iggy Pop

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree. — Amy Andrews

You and nuts," he mused. "In your coffee, on your ice cream ... " He leaned in and added, "In your mouth. — Ella Frank

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

Ego like bile over taste buds. Get it out or hold it in. It's the suspension will drive you nuts, churn your gut. — Patrick Bryant

Next time it'll be your nuts. — Alexandra Bracken