Your Grandma Quotes: top 70 famous quotes about Your Grandma

Your Grandma Quotes & Sayings

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Life is what you make it. — Grandma Moses

Charming. Charming language. Same as your father. Bad language and hating budgies go together. — Louis Nowra

Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family. — Heidi W. Durrow

Does my grandma count as a bodyguard? — Holly Hood

Well, that's not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades. — Seanan McGuire

Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death. — Ellen Hopkins

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head. — Lisa Shearin

My grandma said "if you do good, you do it to yourself", "if you do bad, you do it to yourself."
Be wise and do good. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. — Jeff Foxworthy

To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter. — Micalea Smeltzer

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven. — Janet Evanovich

My grandma has fake teeth but her smile is real — Jason Myers

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. — Carson Daly

Almost everybody I know has died," Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning. — Carroll Bryant

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary. — Donald Glover

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one." — Donald Cerrone

Button, I am pretty sure more than one Mason has had carnal knowledge of their partner at that table and not just me. Grandma included. — Alex Morgan

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver

We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord. — Reba McEntire

I'm very close to my parents and my grandma. — Emeraude Toubia

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma."
"You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma. — Kami Garcia

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down.
Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich

I think we should wean Grandma. — Renata Suerth

I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention. — Leanne Hall

Grandma Alice insists he's alive, and my mother raised me never to contradict anyone who regularly carries grenades). — Seanan McGuire

Screw you, Aech! And your dead grandma! — Ernest Cline

Your grandma was a slave once upon a time make her feel free — Martellis Thurmand

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. — Albert Einstein

Did I at least look kick ass?" "In your baggy tee, grandma bathing suit and ripped shorts?" he grimaced. "Oh yeah. Totally kick ass. — Alessandra Torre

Just think of them as your little pets. — Renata Suerth

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart. — Queen Elizabeth II

How is it going with your boyfriend?;););) - text from Grandma Frida — Ilona Andrews

So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love. — Lois Wyse

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson

Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more. — Ellen Hopkins

Grandma, how old is she?"
"Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck

My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes. — Nicole Holofcener

what is is, as Grandma Win used to say, and what can't be cured must be endured, and laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone. — Margaret Atwood

Saved by the grandma"
Ranger — Janet Evanovich

I'll say she's brave," Grandma chimes in. "She's going to England day after tomorrow to hump some guy she barely knows. — Meg Cabot

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little). — Jarod Kintz

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world. — Laini Taylor

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film. — Kel Mitchell

What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess. — Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

Grandma always has an opinion, especially about other people. — Renata Suerth

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all — A. J. Jacobs

a Sicilian grandma is a formidable opponent — Traci Andrighetti

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me. — Jarod Kintz

Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If you read something often enough, no one can take it away from you." How — Terry L. Paulson

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing. — Mavis Staples

The one thing I could do with my eyes closed is my Grandma's schnecken. — Tom Douglas

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside. — John Wright

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma. — Edmund Kemper

I'll meet you there, pumpkin," Grandma said. "And I'll bring my sword with me. — Jennifer Estep

My poor sister was forced to be in the plays that I would write. We would go to my grandma's retirement building and perform 'Phantom of the Opera.' — Lindy Booth

I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. — Grandma Moses

As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time. — Victor Cruz

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma. — Feist

Mom told me, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don't you think?" I told her, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?' — Alan Alda

Grandma, I think you might be a little freaky. — Siera London