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Your A Jerk Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself. Christina Grimmie
Your A Jerk Quotes By Lisa Turner: Life sucks when you find out Superman's a Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. Lisa Turner
Your A Jerk Quotes By Mariah Carey: I try not to be a jerk. I I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. Mariah Carey
Your A Jerk Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: You gonna spend the rest of your days You gonna spend the rest of your days whining because you dad's a jerk? I hate people like that. Don't be a baby - live your own life. Laurie Halse Anderson
Your A Jerk Quotes By Justin Halpern: You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it. Justin Halpern
Your A Jerk Quotes By Bill Crawford: How do you keep people from jerking your How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! Bill Crawford
Your A Jerk Quotes By Harry Connick Jr.: I have a big ego, and I'm a I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. Harry Connick Jr.
Your A Jerk Quotes By Hal Duncan: Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space! — Hal Duncan
Your A Jerk Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel
Your A Jerk Quotes By Kylie Scott: Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott
Your A Jerk Quotes By Nicolas Cage: I know what it's like to meet someone I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage
Your A Jerk Quotes By Charlie Chaplin: It isn't the ups and downs that make It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin
Your A Jerk Quotes By Ryan Adams: Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams
Your A Jerk Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody. Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody. — Haruki Murakami
Your A Jerk Quotes By Robert Thier: I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. — Robert Thier
Your A Jerk Quotes By Shelly Crane: I want to give you back your first I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from
you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can't make you
forget. — Shelly Crane
Your A Jerk Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn
Your A Jerk Quotes By Gillian Flynn: You have to admit you're a jerk and You have to admit you're a jerk and that everything was all your fault." "So, like, what men are supposed to do in general," I said. — Gillian Flynn
Your A Jerk Quotes By Jude Deveraux: Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux
Your A Jerk Quotes By Seann William Scott: I don't want to be known as a I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Seann William Scott
Your A Jerk Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: I want to be a jerk like the I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. — Leonardo DiCaprio
Your A Jerk Quotes By Tom Perrotta: These days he was like a zombie, all These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta
Your A Jerk Quotes By Sheena Iyengar: We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us. — Sheena Iyengar
Your A Jerk Quotes By Rick Remender: Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door. — Rick Remender
Your A Jerk Quotes By Rick Riordan: TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE — Rick Riordan
Your A Jerk Quotes By Joshua Ferris: All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris
Your A Jerk Quotes By Finn Marlowe: ..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than ..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... — Finn Marlowe
Your A Jerk Quotes By Douglas Hurd: Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd
Your A Jerk Quotes By CM Punk: I pride myself on being a jerk, because I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk
Your A Jerk Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: I know that makes me sound like a I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it. — Nyrae Dawn
Your A Jerk Quotes By Y.A. Marks: When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks
Your A Jerk Quotes By Spike Jonze: I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents. — Spike Jonze
Your A Jerk Quotes By Melanie Marchande: You know, I always suspected you were the You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande
Your A Jerk Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple
Your A Jerk Quotes By Todd Rundgren: Every day when I get home from work, Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren
Your A Jerk Quotes By Julian Casablancas: The British press can be so annoying. They The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas
Your A Jerk Quotes By Lizz Winstead: I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead
Your A Jerk Quotes By David Levithan: Because when a guy's a jerk or an Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan
Your A Jerk Quotes By Bill Murray: I act like a jerk sometimes. I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray