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Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.
— Christina Grimmie
Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk.
— Lisa Turner
He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
— Renee Wade
Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable.
— Cameron Jace
You gonna spend the rest of your days whining because you dad's a jerk? I hate people like that. Don't be a baby - live your own life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you've completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie.
— Lauren Blakely
You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.
— Justin Halpern
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years.
— Harry Connick Jr.
Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space!
— Hal Duncan
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
— Charlie Chaplin
Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.
— Ryan Adams
Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody.
— Haruki Murakami
I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.
— Robert Thier
You have to admit you're a jerk and that everything was all your fault." "So, like, what men are supposed to do in general," I said.
— Gillian Flynn
Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.
— Jude Deveraux
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
— Seann William Scott
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
— Tom Perrotta
We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us.
— Sheena Iyengar
Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door.
— Rick Remender
TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE
— Rick Riordan
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making.
— Joshua Ferris
..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that....
— Finn Marlowe
Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.
— Douglas Hurd
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.
— Melanie Marchande
I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...
— Maria Semple
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
— Julian Casablancas
I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.
— Lizz Winstead
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
I act like a jerk sometimes.
— Bill Murray