Your A Douche Quotes
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Your A Douche Quotes & Sayings
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
— Jamie McGuire
And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
— Joe Hill
He owns Douchedome. All assholes compete in the douche form of the Olympics at Douchedome.
— Calia Read
Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.
— Kandi Steiner
If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.
— April Mae Monterrosa
How can we be so utterly perfect, and you chose the douche who doesn't have the first clue what he has?
— Melissa A. Craven
The guy just stood there. Hello. There're zombies everywhere. Try looking behind you, douche canoe.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Joshua was everything I expected him to be - handsome, charming, stylish, and a complete douche.
— S.L. Jennings
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?"Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne
I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.
— Melissa Landers
My dad can be such a douche sometimes when he makes complete and total sense; I so freaking hate him.
— L.M. Roberts
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
— Corey Taylor
Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.
— Joseph A. Schumpeter
Hipsterdom's a tightrope strung across the canyon of douche-baggery. He clung by a finger.
— Anthony Marra
That guy," Lindsey said, "is a douche. Asterisk, I hate him. Footnote, he can suck it.
— Chloe Neill
Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie,
— David Berman
Because all little girls deserve to be protected. Even the daughters of douche bags.
— Kimberly Wollenburg
I fight the urge to call him a mother-fucking douche canoe and glare down at his shoes, my lip curling.
— Belle Aurora
I know Matt is your friend, but I think he's a douche bag.
— Rebekkah Ford
Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.
— Gil A. Waters
That dude is a class-A douche nozzle."-Braeden — Cambria Hebert
Gryffindor is the courageous one right? I mean, I'm here because I have the balls to tell adults when they're douche bags, so yeah, Gryffindor.
— Trish Cook, Brendan Halpin
When do you stop to de-douche?
— Anthony Bourdain
You're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.
— Gena Showalter
Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche!
— Priya Kanaparti
My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!
— S.L.J. Shortt
People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.Which is why we destroyed the world. — Christopher Moore
