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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.'
— Zach Galifianakis
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.To get laid, I thought.
"To get laid," Malcolm said.
Shocker. — Diana Peterfreund
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
— Stevie Wonder
That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you.
— Frances O'Roark Dowell
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
— Groucho Marx
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them?
— Jean Rhys
Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?
— Russell Howard
Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone.
— Shirley Jackson
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon.
— Mary Doria Russell
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
— Sam Worthington
It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile.
— Zora Neale Hurston
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
The next time you have a thought ... let it go.
— Ron White
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.
— Liza Palmer
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
— Bill Engvall
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
— Cassandra Clare
I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now.
— Anne Stuart
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
— C.S. Lewis
