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When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.' — Zach Galifianakis

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. — Lloyd Alexander

Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.
To get laid, I thought.
"To get laid," Malcolm said.
Shocker. — Diana Peterfreund

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me. — Jim Davis

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them? — Jean Rhys

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life? — Russell Howard

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. — John Green

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. — Logan Pearsall Smith

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. — Rajneesh

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon. — Mary Doria Russell

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. — Sam Worthington

It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile. — Zora Neale Hurston

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without. — Liza Palmer

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. — Bill Engvall

It's funny how thinking things makes you think other things. I don't think I've ever thought anything without thinking about something else. — Gary Reilly

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."
I'm hungry for other things besides what I have," [Clover] argued. — Obert Skye

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are. — Cassandra Clare

I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now. — Anne Stuart

You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer