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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. — Hank Stram

Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When a fat person talks about a great place to get a burger, I lean in. They know. — Jim Gaffigan

Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger! — Chris Crutcher

A veritable pack of dogs - led by a fat, fluffy papillon - roamed the front lawn. — K.M. Shea

Americans like fat books and thin women. — Russell Baker

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. — Walter M. Miller Jr.

Don't look for someone you think you can change. Find someone you can love. Someone who will love you back, even if you get old and fat. — Brandon Shire

To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly. — Marilyn Monroe

I love reading epic fantasies and big fat books and so I really wanted to write one. I think you always write what you want to read. — Cassandra Clare

They will tell you to be patient and still tell that the patient dog is no longer fat but thin so apply knowledge to it — Efiba Progress

England produces the best fat actors. — Jimmy Cannon

Fat, Is saving our lives. — Robert O. Young

They're not fat pigs; we're mad scientists. — Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style — Joseph Conrad

I especially like Ron. Sometimes you feel so sorry for him because he's always getting stuff from his brothers. And he's got a fat, lazy rat. — Rupert Grint

Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more. — Kelly Barson

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. — Spencer W. Kimball

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. — Pamela Anderson

I was very obsessed. I mean, I could tell you the fat content and the calorie content in absolutely anything. — Victoria Beckham

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence. — Geoffrey Zakarian

Some of the substance of English words, I just don't understand at all because the culture's so strange to me. — Chow Yun-Fat

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman

I look very different from how people expect me to be ... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. — Kate Winslet

The simple answer as to why we get fat is that carbohydrates make us so; protein and fat do not — Gary Taubes

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once.
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front ... — Mos Def

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. — Kristin Scott Thomas

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill. — Anton Du Beke

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr

You know, being able to, in my mind, have a song that you know doesn't really have any loose ends or you know, extra fat in it, so to speak. — Jonny Lang

Sugar was an issue in the '80s, so you would see low-sugar products; fat was an issue in the '90s, so you'd see low-fat products. — Michael Moss

You must not think
That we are made of stuff so fat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. — William Shakespeare

You are what you eat ... I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe — Bernard Manning

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. — Kathy Freston

It isn't that I dislike you so much, big, fat dragon. It's that I don't like you enough. — G.A. Aiken

So, if you're feeling fat and overweight
And feeling oh so blue,
Remember that little rag tag mole
And what he had Catundra do. — Stephen Cosgrove

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat — Frederic Chopin

Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough! — Jeri Smith-Ready

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Darren Daulton

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better. — Gloria Vanderbilt

Most dancers have no awareness of how they look; half of them think they're fat. There is anorexia in the ballet world; there are those things. — Benjamin Millepied

Beautiful, he says. Fat, I think. But can't I be both at the same time? — Julie Murphy

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. — Richard Simmons

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. — Edith Piaf

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. — Gabriel Iglesias

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye. — Plutarch

The math is stark: cut the fat, and cut your cancer risk. — Christopher McDougall

Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family. — Roseanne Barr

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products. — Marion Nestle

Poor or rich, black or white, quiet or naughty, mentally defective or sharp-witted, thin or fat, all children are great! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause. — Sarah Holman

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. — Jane Wagner

All is fair in war, and starvation is one of the weapons of war. I don't see why we should feed our enemies fat in order for them to fight harder. — Obafemi Awolowo

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American. — Felipe Esparza

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world. — Jean Smart

Like all dancers, so much of her body fat had been converted to muscle that she needed to eat regularly. — Christopher Fowler

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me. — Shirley Eaton

I was big and fat and had weird parents. — Richard Griffiths

The accusations make me want to be kid again. Why isn't my mommy calling them big fat liars? — Kendare Blake

This is still a big barrier for me and it is for a lot of foreign actors. — Chow Yun-Fat

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams

I don't eat food, I eat fat. — Bradley Wright

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. — Richard Stark

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. — Pierre Dukan

I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls. — Meg Cabot

Good will starts out fat and sweet
as tub butter and turns slowly rancid.
It must be made again daily
if we want it fresh. — Marge Piercy